Andrew Kaye
@andrewkaye.bsky.social
Spec-fic writer (SFWA member), artist, father, and tabletop gamer. Paints way too many miniatures. Edits the literary humor magazine Defenestration. https://linktr.ee/andrewkaye
Today on Defenestration: When Eric Goldfarb's son died, he purchased a memorial bench to be placed nearby. Only the bench ended up extending 18 inches onto his son's grave...
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 6d ago"Bench Encroachment." New #nonfiction by Eric Goldfarb on Defenestration: bit.ly/4gQU4G7 #DefenestrationMagazine
Today on Defenestration: It's a Sunday special from Defenestration veteran Michael Fowler! If your bones creak and your bowels squeak, you might want to read this one.
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · last wk."How to Ace Your Medicare Wellness Exam When You’re Pretty Much a Waste." New #fakenonfiction by Michael Fowler on Defenestration: bit.ly/3Uq3zVi #DefenestrationMagazine
It's been a rough week, but my wife came home from work and surprised us with this amazing pile of Pokémon donuts from Krispy Kreme!
Today on Defenestration: What Emerole Clinton's written for us today is one of those pieces that is, for now, a work of fiction. But it probably won't be fiction for that much longer, based on how things are going.
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 2w ago"The Algorithm That Became Sentient Started a Pyramid Scheme." New #fakenonfiction by Emerole Clinton on Defenestration: bit.ly/4d2WdNA #DefenestrationMagazine
If you haven't already, check out Tim Curry's autobiography Vagabond. I recommend the audiobook, which he narrates himself. Tim Curry was an amazing talent, and it's interesting to look at his career through his eyes.
If I write a book about current events, I'm going to title it "Glass in the Ice Pops, Iron in the Bread: A Story of American Exceptionalism."
It's 7:00. I've eaten precisely 16 chicken nuggets. The August 2026 issue of Defenestration is live. Life is good. (You don't have to have eaten 16 chicken nuggets to enjoy the issue, by the way. You can read it here: bit.ly/4hKid3g)
Fun fact: If you were to print out the August 2026 issue of Defenestration and eat it, it would be safer to consume than 80% of the food in the United States. That's right, Defenestration isn't contaminated with glass or radioactive waste, and it won't give you diarrhea. Read it here: bit.ly/4hKid3g
We interrupt your regularly scheduled lunch break to bring you fresh reading material from some very talented and funny people. The August 2026 issue of Defenestration is here! Read it now: bit.ly/4hKid3g #DefenestrationMagazine
A new issue of Defenestration just dropped!
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 3w agoIn the dark of the early morning, a new issue rises! The August 2026 issue of Defenestration has rubbed the sleep out of its eyes and is ready for you to read. Check out all the free #fiction and #poetry we have for you this month: bit.ly/4hKid3g #DefenestrationMagazine
Today on Defenestration: If you woke up this morning yearning for a refreshing take on the zombie apocalypse, Dianna Heitz has got you covered. Needless to say, toddlers see things differently.
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 3w ago"I’m Your Toddler and I Need to Do A Couple Things Before We Flee This Zombie Apocalypse." New #fakenonfiction by Dianna Heitz on Defenestration: bit.ly/3SoanSz #DefenestrationMagazine
Friends, my wife and I have successfully raised a child to adulthood and helped him move into his college dorm today. What a wild month. 🥹 I still feel like a 27-year-old dude but all this deeply adult stuff just keeps happening to me.
Today on Defenestration: Eric Schaal wants to make it abundantly clear that to do the dishes would be tantamount to surrender.
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 4w ago"Those Dishes? No, They Definitely Won’t Be Done Anytime Soon." New #nonfiction by Eric Schaal on Defenestration: bit.ly/4wXKc4g #DefenestrationMagazine
Today on Defenestration: Stephen Parrish spins a tale of unusual contraband. In these troubled times, everything is illegal and hard to find, but not impossible to buy for those willing to pay the price.
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · last mo."The Expatriate Contraband Trade." New #fakenonfiction by Stephen Parrish on Defenestration: bit.ly/4fHcQ3h #DefenestrationMagazine
I would have loved to sleep in but one of the dogs unleashed the foulest fart I've ever smelled and I had to evacuate the bedroom.
Today on Defenestration: Colin Bishoff has an idea to remake Jesus Christ Superstar with a heavier sound. Also Jesus is a mermaid.
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 2mo ago"It’s 2026. We Need a G*ddamn Jesus Christ Superstar Remake Already." New #fakenonfiction by Colin Bishoff on Defenestration: bit.ly/3Rt6SJV #DefenestrationMagazine
Today on Defenestration: Meg Reid gives us a look at what Al Gore's been up to lately. Apparently he's become a modern-day Frankenstein, lamenting his greatest creation.
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Al Gore Destroys The Internet." New #fakenonfiction by Meg Reid on Defenestration: bit.ly/4bvFFgz #DefenestrationMagazine
Today on Defenestration: Alex Dermody has done it, friends. He's figured out how to save Hollywood with a slate of movies sponsored by the hottest corporations!
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Cinema Is Saved—Reviews of Recent Blockbusters Like There Will Be Blood 2: Sponsored by Quest Diagnostics." New #fakenonfiction by Alex Dermody on Defenestration: bit.ly/4wqd84a #fakenonfiction
Today on Defenestration: Poetry requires a lot of processing power, and poetry centers seem like a good investment. Learn more in the latest by John Walker.
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Investors Pour Billions into Poetry Centers. Is it a Bubble?" New #fakenonfiction by John Walker on Defenestration: bit.ly/4v8gyaM #DefenestrationMagazine
Today on Defenestration: Most people think that the only job English majors get is teacher. Thankfully, Scott Talbot Evans has shown us another path: menu writer and amateur restaurateur.
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 3mo ago"Restaurant Menu Written by an English Major." New #fakenonfiction by Scott Talbot Evans on Defenestration: bit.ly/4f0miOJ #DefenestrationMagazine
Today on Defenestration: It's important to read the classics, but Nathan Leslie wants you to be absolutely prepared before you crack open this one. Will 23 trigger warnings be enough?
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 3mo ago"'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’: Trigger Warnings." New #nonfiction by Nathan Leslie on Defenestration: bit.ly/4ov5ena #DefenestrationMagazine
If any of you want to feel ancient, my oldest kid just graduated high school today. 😛
Today on Defenestration: Emily Morrow pulls back the curtain on the strangest government agency you've never heard of. Only the highest quality chemtrails will do!
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 3mo ago"Memos from the United States Department of Chemtrails." New #fakenonfiction by Emily Morrow on Defenestration: bit.ly/4fzwoHj #DefenestrationMagazine
Today on Defenestration: The last of our current batch of comics is here! This one by Jospeh Kinzer is lovely and romantic. 🥰
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 3mo ago"The One About the Lovers." New #comic by Joseph Kinzer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4esD7Sb #DefenestrationMagazine
Today on Defenestration: I got so busy last weekend that I totally dropped the ball on sharing last Sunday's comic strip! This one's actually a series of strips by Mason Whitfield. Enjoy!
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 3mo ago"Random Well Comics." New #comics by Mason Whitfield on Defenestration: bit.ly/3QqlZmX #DefenestrationMagazine
Not enough of you are eating delicious baked potatoes. 🥔
Sad to hear about John Blanche passing away. If you're familiar with Games Workshop at all, Blanche was one of the original artists that made the various Warhammer worlds come to life with his really distinct style. Truly a legend.
Today on Defenestration: A story about the economy, in this economy? Scott Erickson tells a tale that few would dare, all in the name of capitalism.
Defenestration Magazine@defenestrationmag.bsky.social · 3mo ago"A Heartwarming Conversation in Which a Mother Explains to Her Daughter Why She Needs to Sacrifice Her Life for the Economy." New #fakenonfiction by Scott Erickson on Defenestration: bit.ly/3QioiZi #DefenestrationMagazine
I was painting bases for some other #Seraphon models but decided to do the base for the Stegadon, too; he's so low to the ground that it's easier to paint them separately. Nevermind the fact that I haven't even finished putting him together. 😆 #WarhammerCommunity
