Andrew McRae
@andrewmcrae.bsky.social
Writer. For Cracked.com, GameRant, and others. Likes dinosaurs, crime novels, horror, and collecting tiki mugs.
Harder to think of a bigger middle finger to both the American people (right before an election, too) and to any former global allies than promising that the democrats will do absolutely nothing to derail this shit show should they win
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 7h agoKamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…
This is moronic thinking even for consultant brained politicians If the votes aren't there for impeachment, they won't be there for any democratic policies, either It doesn't cut both ways
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 7h agoKamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…
To be fair, they were very busy not doing anything about trump's sedition
QuoProQuid@quoproquid.bsky.social · yesterdayi'd love to know what was going on at the biden department of justice for four years
Torment Nexus employees want to block sales of torment nexuses to the Gestapo
Ars Technica@arstechnica.com · yesterdayThey talk like a bunch of former lawyers who spend all day tying themselves into knots so they can "win" every argument
Joe Flynn@chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 2d agoJesus Christ, these people fucking suck. What is even the point of not responding with a simple, "Yes, of course"? Even for people who don't like El-Sayed, you sound like a fucking mutant who was raised in a lab with this answer.
Yglesias is two things at once: One of the clearest examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect and a heartening reminder to get over your imposter syndrome If this man, with dust bunnies blowing around inside his skull, can make it, anybody can
Jake Grumbach@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 5d agoA helpfully clear exchange here Hasan: "So your argument is that [Minnesota ICE protesters] should stay at home because immigration is a salient issue for Donald Trump. Opposing ICE is only going to help Trump. Wait until we win the election in 2028." Yglesias: "Yes that is what I would have said"
Jurassic Dork
Amy Feldman@amyfeldman7.bsky.social · 5d ago*NEW* Colossal Biosciences’ Ben Lamm and Anduril’s Palmer Luckey team up on a new startup to genetically engineer war dogs for the military. Warhound comes out of stealth at $1.2B valuation For @forbes.com with @iainmartin.bsky.social and @mhunterhart.bsky.social www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...
Big problem that the press just lets these maniacs spew and airs it all
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Stephen Miller claims Somali-Americans in Minnesota are "buying Mercedes, buying BMWs, they buy a nice house, all their kids fly first class all over the world" (This is a lie!)
The least Bezos could have done was wipe his nose off after huffing Donnie's diapers
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoBAIER: The president says 'SI.' Are you into SI or AI? BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.
Hearing crickets from the, "I don't like the guy either, but that's not what he meant..." crowd
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoTrump: "Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles on the way. You want to see a horror show? Let them hit San Diego. Let them hit Los Angeles. You want to see some bad things happen?"
Trump voters have never gotten over Hillary calling them "deplorables" mostly because they don't understand what it means
Newsom's courting the pedophile vote
San Francisco Chronicle@sfchronicle.com · 4w agoGov. Gavin Newsom on Wednesday sought to rein in a wave of legal claims that have pushed some local governments and school districts in California to the brink of bankruptcy, after earlier laws made it much easier to sue over child sexual abuse.
Thing is, if we absolutely had to* kill someone through an injection, we could easily overdose these people on morphine until they pass away But the people doing it want it to hurt and be painful because the prisoner literally being killed isn't enough to slake their bloodlust (*we do not have to)
shawn@mulchy.bsky.social · 4w agotwo doses of lethal drugs and still alive. heartbreaking and barbaric
It's only mind-boggling for someone without a mind to be boggled
Semafor@semafor.com · 4w agoVisitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year. “We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
A 15 minute Tom Holland foot fetish sequence while the rest of the cast sings "All Star"
IGN@ign.com · 4w agoMarvel fans need to prepare for "a very surprising ending" to Avengers: Doomsday, directors Joe and Anthony Russo have teased. https://bit.ly/4z1aMtK
it's Nazis 2.0, a bunch of wannabe artistic failures forming a government entirely of narcissistic sociopaths demanding constant adulation
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4w agoEvery single member of this administration sees themselves, first and foremost, as a Content Creator™ It's like they staffed an administration with homeschooled aliens who learned about humanity through mainlining TikTok accounts. Just unbelievable levels of sweaty dorkiness.
Henry The Red's soldiers all being redheads in the opening of Army of Darkness is one of Sam Raimi's most unsung Evil Dead gags
Any judge that participates in one of these better be an atheist because this is 100% hellbound behavior
CNN@cnn.com · 4w agoMigrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation. https://cnn.it/4huSk5M
"I didn't let that pedophile off scot-free, I gave him a warm breath on the wrist," is a defense only a republican would think of
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 4w agoKen Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
Creepy weird guys lacking social skills but still being somehow "special" is the biggest problem of the show having Xander as whedon's Gary Stu
Faine Greenwood@faineg.com · last mo.here we find Eliezer Yudkowsky engaging in the classic 90s and 2000s genre of “insecure straight guy getting really defensive about liking Buffy the Vampire Slayer”
Dude straight up looks like a Venture Brothers villain
James Asmus@jamesasmus.bsky.social · last mo.Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
These motherfuckers are gonna crash the global economy then have the audacity to stand back and say, "The 'puter did it."
OSHA Inspector at the Cheesecake Factory@milesklee.bsky.social · 3mo agono we aren't. no it isn't. that isn't true
You can never remember the German word for doing a cartwheel while having diarrhea when you really need it
Newsom's entire popularity is that he hired a social media person who dished insults back at trump and that's all white centrists care about, vicarious slap fights
Nick Field@nickfield.bsky.social · last mo.The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...
She gives all her her staff friendly handjobs during Beetlejuice It's a bonus, not a relationship
The Guardian@theguardian.com · last mo.Lauren Boebert says claims of sexual relationships with staffers ‘utterly false’
Awww, the people who hollowed out their credibility reporting on how much face-eating leopards are being overblown and not that painful are now getting their faces eaten, too Couldn't have hopped to a more feckless bunch of clown shoes
Axios@axios.com · last mo.BREAKING: Trump announces ban on CNN, MS NOW and Politico from White House