Andrew Parker

@andrewparker.bsky.social

Formerly of the birdsite as Apark2453, but staking my claim to the full name! Lawyer, overanalyzer of godawful subcultures. If you’re into that too… I’m sorry, but welcome friend!

The amount of time and effort that could be spared if dudes were able to distinguish “this concept is wrong” from “the specific example of this concept is untrue in my experience.” Fucking pedantic nitpicky bullshit about how “it’s expensive to be poor” doesn’t apply to specific consumer goods. 1/

If I didn’t know better, I’d say that centrists constantly falling for the “let’s underfund this public program… whoa hey this program doesn’t work that proves it was a bad idea and we should get rid of it” shtick was intentional. Come to think of it, I’m not sure I know better.

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 5d ago

The core argument is that cities like Seattle are so addled by left-wing ideology that they have fallen into dystopia. In reality, the city has never adequately funded harm reduction programs and continues to rely on incarceration to address homelessness. What Powell wants is what we're doing.

In a good example of “every fact is a new fact for someone out there” until today I didn’t know that “episcopal” refers to a church’s organizational structure, not to its doctrines. So you had the “Methodist episcopal church” and the structure of even the Catholic Church would be “Episcopal.” 1/

The fact that tech writers keep falling for “OMG our chatbot is so capable and brilliant it’s scary” like they’re Charlie Brown trying to kick a football should be a sign that they’re either too credulous to be trusted, or actively shilling.

Karl Bode@karlbode.com · 6d ago

most tech outlets spent the week burying the lede that this was a completely avoidable error (or intentional marketing decision) by a human being, and not a malevolent self aware cyber consciousness that slipped its leash

It’s wild that how many people think a dude who’s consistently a condescending asshole online under his own name somehow doesn’t also piss people off in the real world. Though don’t discount his “people often lie about bad things happening to them for clout” thesis.

Thomas is an easy lay for “free speech doesn’t mean you can criticize powerful men.” Alito is an easy lay for “whatever the right-wing wants” And Kav and Gorsuch are on board with “how dare you tell daddy - I mean Donny - I mean Trump what to do.” So I could see them granting cert.

Khashoggi's Ghost@urocklive1.bsky.social · 6d ago

Trump wants SCOTUS to revive his Appeals Court rejected lawsuit against Hillary about the the 2016 election, claiming she conspired to “weave a false narrative” that his campaign colluded with Russia. www.ms.now/deadline-whi...

I'm not sure how opposite "we're making magic that's definitely be revolutionary any day now and not just 'Clippy again but it tells you to kill your family' and it'll be great" is from "we're making magic... and it'll kill jobs." Both begin with the lie about what they're making.

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · last wk.

“What we need to explain to the world: Number one, we are close to creating a genie that can grant any wish. Number two, we are going to make sure that our first wishes broadly benefit humanity” - Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI — This is definitely the opposite of Anthropic’s AI kills all jobs pitch.

It turns out that Josh did not feel up to explaining his *deep and meaningful metaphor* about how reducing income taxes on the working class is “disenfranchisement” I guess I’ll just have to live with my conclusion that it’s some bullshit like “if you don’t pay taxes you don’t matter”.

Andrew Parker@andrewparker.bsky.social · last wk.

I’m struggling to comprehend what is metaphorically “disenfranchisement” in not paying income taxes. Again, I do have a newborn and sleep deprived so *clearly* I’m missing something. Can you help me out?

I’m struggling to comprehend what is metaphorically “disenfranchisement” in not paying income taxes. Again, I do have a newborn and sleep deprived so *clearly* I’m missing something. Can you help me out?

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Maybe it’s the sleep deprivation, but I’m not sure how not paying income taxes is disenfranchisement. At least until and unless the Shopify guy’s “make voting contingent on income taxes” bullshit is added to the constitution.

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In exchange for which you get the enormous benefit of… uh… someone who won’t defend LGBTQ rights, believes more in finding common ground with bigots than defeating them, and wants to take Medicaid benefits away from anyone who saves up $2,000 because it’ll reduce Medicaid spending by 2.1%.

Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)@kleinman.bsky.social · last wk.

Gavin Newsom would be great as the 2028 nominee if you want to spend the entire campaign defending his personal life www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/u...

Maybe after I’ve slept (baby hours are weeeird right now) I can actually sort through the vague thoughts about authenticity in our culture (I feel like I can draw a line from Jay-Z’s Death of Autotune to Graham Platner). Because right now I’m pretty sure it’d be incoherent.

Andrew Parker@andrewparker.bsky.social · last wk.

It really lays bare the extent to which: 1. "Working-class" is a set of aesthetics and fetish items, wholly disconnected from actual socioeconomic class or upbringing. 2. For a whole lot of people "being a piece of shit" is *evidence* of authenticity and being working-class. 2/2

It's fascinating that for all of the "you just don't get it, this is just how working-class guys are, you can't have an authentically working-class party without supporting shitty people" the upper-echelons of this campaign definitely weren't. 1/

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · last wk.

Exclusive from me — Daniel Moraff, one of the political operatives behind Graham Platner's rise and fall, has been accused of sexual assault. Full story here:

When my son, a literal infant, cries it’s because he doesn’t know how else to communicate and he doesn’t understand things like cause and effect. Grown-assed men shouldn’t have the same level of comprehension of how to communicate and why people react the way they do as an infant.

You might consider that a condescending dude who had sympathy for Graham Platner asking for the right to contact people who have used the system’s functions to prevent exactly that, might strike some as indicating an… unfamiliarity with how consent works.

post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · last wk.

a very obvious problem with the nuclear block is that it makes it less likely that you patch things up with someone than you would with e.g. a clickthrough block and it's insane that Will is getting the blowback he's getting on this