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@andromawda.bsky.social

he/they/it/yeen, 24 y/o the spicier alt of @andromedaphoenix.bsky.social 18+ ONLY! taken by a tiny skunk ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ chubby tboy aardwolf, would love if you made me fatter <3 might eat you though~ banner by @unreliablesize.bsky.social !

You, get fatter. Yeah, I said it. Get fatter. Get huge. Get plump and soft. You deserve to be a cute growing cow pumped with calories all day, everyday. Taking a permanent seat on your growing blubbery butt. Letting your belly spread out those thick thighs even further. Made to widen out forever~

Personally I think it's good to eat a friend on a whim just for bragging rights. If they didn't want to become permanent belly fat, they should've been harder to eat!

super specific thing i love: when guys are too fat to lift their own belly up ๐Ÿฅด he can try as hard as he wants to grip the skin of his overhang but the soft fat underneath is too wide, too heavy, and too unwieldy to actually lift anything up without belly flab draping back down everywhere else

fast weight gain is so freaking good dude, imagine eating something cursed and getting fat so quickly that you go from chubby to barely mobile and ripping all of your clothes with flab to being an immobile blob that wobbles like jello in minutes if not seconds~