Andy Cougar!

@andycougar.bsky.social

The rumors are true! I have been voted the nerdiest age 30, he/him, gay, med student, cougar living in Chicago Land - 2026! Please hold your applause! (Minors and people acting like minors blocked!)

I love bullies who are in it for the love of the game! They think making nerds squeal by ruining their dweebass tighty whities is PEAK humor! They see the faces and sounds that wet willie evoked and can't help but grin! They can stuff a nerd's face in their armpit while calling them a good friend :D

14 hours with no lunch (classic) at the hospital. A resident I was working with ended the day by reading the first paragraph of a patient note I wrote and saying "You don't want to do pediatrics or IM, right? Because this is bad." Really upset me cx I work really hard and I wanna be good at this.

I drew this little guy a few days back, please enjoy and bully him. His name is Lumen, his nickname is glowstick cause he's bioluminescent and it activates when he's flustered. Also he knits 🩵🩵🩵

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Q: Patient presents with signs and symptoms of obvious condition, but test for obvious condition are negative. What condition does patient have? A: Obvious condition! Sometimes tests are wrong :) Why does UWorld feel like rage bait sometimes I HATE IT