Andy Cougar!
@andycougar.bsky.social
The rumors are true! I have been voted the nerdiest age 30, he/him, gay, med student, cougar living in Chicago Land - 2026! Please hold your applause! (Minors and people acting like minors blocked!)
I love bullies who are in it for the love of the game! They think making nerds squeal by ruining their dweebass tighty whities is PEAK humor! They see the faces and sounds that wet willie evoked and can't help but grin! They can stuff a nerd's face in their armpit while calling them a good friend :D
14 hours with no lunch (classic) at the hospital. A resident I was working with ended the day by reading the first paragraph of a patient note I wrote and saying "You don't want to do pediatrics or IM, right? Because this is bad." Really upset me cx I work really hard and I wanna be good at this.
Sooooooo, word on the street is it's Underwear Day... :3
Sandwiched between Arcanine and Incineroar during a sweaty workout Seems like they noticed something bulging besides their muscles
Bro my literal only breaks today were taking a shower this morning and eating dinner- what a joke
Awright here’s one 🙂↕️ did not plan to line and render it but like god forbid butches get silly with it
I drew this little guy a few days back, please enjoy and bully him. His name is Lumen, his nickname is glowstick cause he's bioluminescent and it activates when he's flustered. Also he knits 🩵🩵🩵
You're my friend now :) We're having fish tacos later!!! :D
Chad forgot to wear his jockstrap for College Football practice, instead wearing tighty whities. BIG MISTAKE. 🎨: @haxsmacks.bsky.social
I don't see whatever you're seeing, I just think I'm better off leaving
This immediately made me think of this meme and I couldn't help myself <3
Duck detective squinting at a crime scene and saying "this was no quacksident"
Sometimes when I wear business casual, I think to myself- hehehhee no one knows im wearing tighty whities rn heheheheh
Lil dweeby pooor dweeby, whenever Zane gives his a shoulder wedgie Zane likes too lift dweeby up by his arms
And so, the 2026 World Cup comes to a end today. Let us not forget the losers who are most likely returning home in shame, their butts wedgied and spanked to the point of tears. #worldcup2026 #wedgie #spanking #furry
Thanks so much for the amazing work. I knew I wanted to get one of these craft guys from the first time I saw them. Woo! Now people can touch me and go, "Hey, is this felt?... it is now!"
We have here a craft-collage portrait commission for @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social of his character Slanter! An African wild dog boy just having a relaxing time!
I am going to engage in some self destructive behaviors tonight I believe
Why am I struggling with everything, I'm not even having fun cx
I finished a book and worked out today so that's a cool feeling! Brain and body... whoa... powerful coug...
Feeling kinda dumb lately cx I hope that's part of the process
Q: Patient presents with signs and symptoms of obvious condition, but test for obvious condition are negative. What condition does patient have? A: Obvious condition! Sometimes tests are wrong :) Why does UWorld feel like rage bait sometimes I HATE IT