Andrew Lane

@andylaneauthor.bsky.social

Author of over 40 books and many audio scripts. Ex-military scientific advisor. Father to one, informal foster-father to another nine. Bipolar Type II, acromegaly, asthma and gallstones sufferer. All-round decent bloke.

From The Times today: 'Because the Thames flows through the chalk and limestone of the Cotswolds and Chilterns, it picks up big amounts of minerals. That’s what makes the water “hard”.' "Big amounts"? Oh come on, @thetimes.com. One more like that and I will cancel my subscription.

I have to say that I was really disappointed - and I saw it in the cinema when it first came out. A lot of promises were made in the film and never kept. A skeletal warrior in a tomb starts to come to life and... no battle. The main villain turns into a giant snake and... no battle. No fun.

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LymanG@lymang.bsky.social · last wk.

Monday afternoon matinee on @arrowvideo.bsky.social UHD. Conan the Barbarian(1981) This is without a doubt my personal favorite “sword & sorcery” genre film. It’s always ticked off all the boxes for me. Often imitated seldom equaled. #filmsky

Just delivered the fifth of my BBC Audio Doctor Who scripts involving the 8th Doctor and James Macfarlane. This one is set in Persia in 1912ish, and contains a callback to something I wrote over 30 years ago and a shout-out to the much-missed Justin Richards...