Andy
@andyofeternia.bsky.social
41 | ♈ | 🏳️🌈 | he/him | NW Arkansas Gamer - WoW, FFXIV, Monster Hunter, Destiny 2 Comics, Anime, Gym Mostly NSFW
Someone buy me a cage for work productivity since I wfh and have no self control.
Anyone else just mute the work training vid and just ace the quiz when it finally finishes?
No, I haven’t done any of your requested work cause you weren’t at the front of my queue and your scope keeps shifting…
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I really shouldn’t pound (butt) right before the gym 🥵
I say that but I think O’Hare was trying to save money on the cooling bill cause my balls were dripping sweat trying to get through customs yesterday.
Back in the States 🥲 Least we have A/C 🥶
Would’ve been Gregor the Mountain back in the day cause these people were tiny…
get to know your bloomfs! *Keeping the redactions, just do the math… name: Andrew age: Beekeeping Age zodiac sign: Aires bday: nah fav musical artists: Gaga, Madonna, anything 90s dance country: US dream job: I do not dream of labor fav colour: blue fav season: summer birth year: nope
get to know your bloomfs! *some info redacted cause some of y’all are crazy name: Logan age: greying zodiac sign: Aquarius bday: naur fav musical artists: AJR, Pink, Raines country: US 🫠 dream job: hermit by the sea (with a coffee shop) fav colour: yellow fav season: autumn birth year: naur
Confirmed the art is still in the museum, now time for drinks by the pool.
Why is this museum cafe coffee better than like 90% of my options back home?
There’s a towel around here somewhere…I promise #toweltuesday
Pecs felt super heavy in the sauna this morning
Compliments to the chef. (And by that I mean I wanna fuck whoever made this teriyaki sweet potato I just had)
This heat…why am I just standing here and my ass is creating rain forest conditions?