“Miller's ex Emily, who happens to be U.S. Senator Bernie Moreno’s (R) daughter, claims he threw boiling water at her, held a gun to her head, shoved her against a wall, slapped her, and broke their toddler’s collarbone.” Read this from @lebassett.bsky.social www.laura-bassett.com/p/congressma...

Congressman says he can't have abused his wife because she made him dinner 6 days later

More than one of Republican Max Miller's exes have warned that he's a violent monster. Why isn't he getting the Graham Platner treatment?

laura-bassett.com

🥅 ⚽️ 🫈

Greg Van Belle@gvbsea.bsky.social · 4d ago

If you’re available to play for the Sounders today, please post your preferred position and specific football skill set here and Coach will be in touch.

When did Stephen Miller get that tall?

Eliot Higgins@eliothiggins.bsky.social · 4d ago

Trump having a normal one today

"did u spray paint those penises all over portland" "yes, lol" "it worked they filled the potholes!" "the what now"

tyler@tylergscott.com · 5d ago

in portland someone spray painted penises around potholes, and they got filled pretty immediately www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

The Devil Wears Kirkland Signature

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 6d ago

willy wonka and the AI data center

Ron Johnson to this day doesn’t know what VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System) data is.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Ron Johnson claims the the "injection injured" are committing mass suicide

New hope for Sasquatch believers 😏

Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · last wk.

NEW MONKEY JUST DROPPED e360.yale.edu/digest/colob...

In Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan‘s new book they outline how Trump‘s bedroom at the White House is a pigsty littered with McDonald’s and starburst wrappers everywhere

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Trump: "I'm sort of a clean freak. I like clean. You ever see Washington DC? It was filthy ... we moved out over 5,000 career animals."

Such a beautiful day in Oregon

Hard to believe that not long ago, Whitmer was considered a viable presidential candidate.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · last wk.

Gretchen Whitmer endorsed Haley Stevens in the Michigan Senate primary. How much weight does an endorsement hold, especially coming from someone who won the state twice? @citizencohn.bsky.social on what Whitmer's endorsement means in the upcoming Democratic primary.

Portland, Oregon’s world naked bike ride is today. Any of my followers participating?

putting on my $3,000 tuxedo to go get called a piece of shit on worldwide tv by a 100 year old rapist

Until the Ellison’s takeover CNN and install Bari Weiss, I’m gonna enjoy these headlines

you just know he sees countries as “good tits and ass / bad tits and ass” and treats them accordingly

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Trump: "I owned the Miss Universe pageant. And Miss Venezuela always did very well in that pageant. So I know something about the country."

To this day, Trump enjoys overwhelming support from military members and their families. Many also allow Trump to use use them as political props usually to smear Democrats. Completely baffling.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2w ago

“.. the Trump administration decided to remove four service members killed this past weekend from the list .. because their deaths occurred after President Trump declared a cease-fire ..” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/07/23/u...

its been like 5 weeks now since we’ve had an accurate and reliable count of how many us senators are alive

One of @lebassett.bsky.social’s shittier newsletters. I’ll show myself out. Tip your server. www.laura-bassett.com/p/is-trump-i...

Is Trump in cahoots with diarrhea parasite guy?

Your right to eat uncontaminated lettuce is apparently for sale

laura-bassett.com

oh is it time for quarterly performance reviews already

FBI Director Kash Patel plans Russia trip

The plans come as the U.S. and Russia have failed to come to terms on ending the war in Ukraine.

politico.com

“DeChambeau said he would phone Trump if the matter was not resolved in his favour.” 🙄 www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...

DeChambeau accused of threatening to call Trump in row over Open penalty

Bryson DeChambeau has been accused of threatening to call Donald Trump during a row with senior R&A officials over his two-stroke penalty

theguardian.com

Paul Pelosi didn’t let his MAGA attacker in. He broke into the house by breaking through a glass paneled door in the rear of the house with a hammer.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Rep. Darrell Issa blames Paul Pelosi for getting beaten nearly to death by a deranged Trump supporter: "This man has serious problems. We saw it in that very dubious circumstance where he let somebody in and ended up with his head knocked."

when you have to go back to florida

Lmao Trump forces his way into Spain’s final celebration and photo

Jim Carrey as Lloyd: 'Man, you are one pathetic loser!'

ALT: Jim Carrey as Lloyd: 'Man, you are one pathetic loser!'

static.klipy.com

Am I the only one who noticed the shortest official to the left got up on his toes for their post game picture? 😜

What is the over/under on if Trump has to present the World Cup trophy to Spain, he will say something sarcastic or insulting about the country or its leader?

I wonder why the Star-Spangled Banner is being played right now at the World Cup final between Argentina and Spain?

My best friend all through college and several years after college started playing video poker here in Oregon. He eventually ended up emptying out his wife’s 401(k) by forging her signature and drained all the equity in their house which was eventually foreclosed on.

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 3w ago

i worked in several casinos and later for an online sportsbook. the best advice i can give you is to stay the hell away from all of it.

Chris Stapleton concert in Portland ✌️🤠🎸

this story is absolute next-level bonkers — basically the guy sacrificed his wellbeing, a dream job with espn, and his ARM just to scam $100k from fantasy football and bogus charities (gift link) www.nytimes.com/athletic/744...

🟢 Gigantic win for the Portland Timbers last night, beating rivals Seattle Sounders on the road 5-1 (!) Timbers excellent in transition. 🇻🇪 Kevin Kelsy— 2g 🇵🇹 David da Costa— 2a More news 🔜

Soccerwise@soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 3w ago

COLE BASSETT CALLS GAME 🌲

Ralph Grill gets waved in from the bullpen to close out game 7. 😌

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals