"Gay powers revoked" - Samson, 1000bc, probably.

The slow realisation that instead of getting an English Literature degree I could have saved £27,000 and gone to a book club instead.

As I begin the process of clearing the 100 tabs I have opened, I ponder whether installing the Wikipedia app was a mistake.

Tonight's show was Joan Collins' breakout bonkbuster adapted, in Swedish, as a pornographic puppet show. I love theatre. It got 5 stars in The Guardian, and it deserves every one of them. I haven't laughed so much in ages. www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/j...

The World Is Full of Married Men review – Jackie Collins’ bonkbuster as a gloriously filthy puppet show

Barbies, giant erections and exquisite craftsmanship combine in one of the year’s most outrageously funny and startingly original shows

theguardian.com

Took this to check my hair but I kind of like it.

I don't know how much we need a Scrooge origin story seeing as his past is already covered quite a bit. There's an entire ghost about it and everything!

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

Looking forward to seeing My Chemical Romance but having just looked at the weather forecast, is it acceptable to be emo in all white, breathable fabrics?

The new Madonna album is quite good and without a doubt her best in a very long time.

Happy Pride to the ABBA holograms.

Britain is more than halfway towards reaching Net Zero. Most people don't realise this, not least as the fossil-fuel fanatics want us to think achieving it is impossible. Via YouGov

Enya hates him! Local map maker identifies where the road goes.

Been doing some light island hopping, starting in Symi, which is a beautiful island dotted with rainbow-coloured houses.

Went swimming in the sea. Didn't drown. Always an achievement.

I'm in a really bad place right now (non-EU passport holders queue).

Pop stars doing their bit.

Good morning and thank god it's Friday and all the rest.

You shouldn't share screenshots of Madonna's Grindr messages. She might be DL.

Nose gear collapse? Get this plane to rehab, stat.

Flightradar24@flightradar24.com · 2mo ago

Updates on the Lufthansa 787-9 nose gear collapse in Frankfurt today. www.flightradar24.com/blog/aviatio...

Post an album you've listened to 100 times

Niall 용기@irishjedi90.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Post an album you’ve listened to 100 times.

Those cameras in meeting rooms that follow you around the room should be banned. I could have gone through life blissfully unaware that I have the posture and side profile of a gargoyle.

I ordered two books to take on holiday but clicked the wrong delivery option so they probably won't actually arrive until I'm gone. Terrible! Am I going to have to read one of the many books I own but haven't read instead?

That Cornetto jingle is not a strong start to #Susanalbumsummer

Normalise shouting "he's behind you!" at productions of 'Waiting for Godot'.

Is all the cardboard, paper maché and chipboard on Interior Design Masters this year a recession indicator?

What inspired me to walk the length of a half marathon on the hottest day of the year so far?

I'm not crying, I've just got sunscreen in my eyes.

"Whenever I drink water, I always feel like I'm missing out on something." I really enjoyed 'The End of the Rainbow'. Funny and moving, and (goes without saying really) Jinkx Monsoon makes a good Judy.

If only I could turn back time... (I'm aware this only works for those familiar with their contribution to the soundtrack of the 1998 Gwyneth Paltrow vehicle 'Sliding Doors'.)

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 3mo ago

Aqua, the group behind “Barbie Girl,” announce their disbandment after nearly 30 years.

My friend just said, with all sincerity, "Liza Minnelli sings??" Is this not on the curriculum?

Do you ever pause mid-shave and consider an alternate life as a burger restauranteur and father-of-three?