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Here In My In-Laws' Garage, Just Test-Drove This, Uh, New Lamborghini Here. It's Fun To Drive It Up Here In The Northeast Pennsylvania Hills. But You Know What I Like A Lot More Than Materialistic Thi...

In fact, I'm a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold 2,000 new BOOKS that I bought.

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Bluesky, we'd like to introduce ourselves. The staff of Static Media would like to announce that we have formed a union with @wgaeast.bsky.social. Much like Jalopnik has already unionized and been recognized, we would like to request a voluntary recognition for all the Static Media sites.

Today’s Supreme Court shit is so fuckin bad and I’m here listening to Lindsey Graham and Henry McMaster talking about how great America and this non-union BMW plant are. Anyway, here’s the new X5

Need y'all to walk with me rn, bc Olivia Rodrigo's u + me = <3 sounds soooo much like Garbage by Parade. luve them both shoutout ATV Offroad Fury

Hey dorks I drove a Smart Crossblade and it was godawful www.jalopnik.com/2199411/smar...

The Smart Crossblade Isn't Good, But It Is Amazing - Jalopnik

There's no good reason for the Smart Crossblade to exist whatsoever, and that's why I'm so glad it does.

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AMAZING THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN CORVETTE C8 OWNERSHIP FACEBOOK GROUPS

omg it’s the first car ever made!!! 🤩🤩🤩

i like remembering ive got bluesky once a quarter and then forgetting again. until next time

I wasn’t mean enough to these people

Matt Hardigree@matthardigree.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Loooool @andywitz.bsky.social www.jalopnik.com/2139094/litt...

Me and my bluesky family