A ★★★★★ review of Digger (2026)

All the world's a stage and life’s a divine comedy have always been the biggest and grandest cliches you could put forth in a piece of art. They are tired tropes for certain, but in Digger they are un...

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A ½ review of Unabomber (2026)

“Appul” The Unabomber…on my soberversary. That’s about right. 8 glorious years of teetotaling has led to this moment. Happy Sober October everybody! Ahh the wood paneling of 1994 rich guy door frames…...

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A ★★★★½ review of The Invite (2026)

“We love a contentious environment.“ Is it me or has this been a pretty underwhelming year for film? I mean look at me resorting to MacGruber, Tony Scott and Steven Seagal movies to get my jollies. I ...

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A ★★★★ review of Out for Justice (1991)

“Yo fuck nuts! You da guy trow a puppy out da window?” For the love of Christian soldiers moving onward, this bombastic pile fires up playwright Arthur Miller on a quote slate to open the film. A film...

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A ★★★★★ review of Unstoppable (2010)

“You don’t know somethin’ just ask.” Retirement home vs daycare. Many of us start and finish in the same place. If we’re lucky we will meet others on different points of the timeline and learn from th...

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A ★★½ review of 8MM (1999)

"Hello Machine, I love your work." Grimy, disjointed turn of the century Joel Schumacher/Andrew Kevin Walker joint which slopped it's way onto the screen due to a hurricane of confused genre trade win...

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A ★★½ review of Gang Related (1997)

"Everytime I watch the sunrise, I think of Tupac. We once watched the sunrise together after a long night. It was quiet for a second than he looked at me and said "I'm a thug, I prefer the sunrise." I really don't know what that means, but I still live by it to this day." - Jim Belushi You hear that? That's the autumn winds of September creeping up the banks of the Mississippi like a thug in the night. Just kidding, that was me letting out an elongated sigh because the kids are finally back in school. Which means

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A ★★★★★ review of The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

According to Terminator 2, Skynet was supposed to become self aware yesterday. Maybe that's why I continue to live my life in a 3rd floor apartment in a GoBots panopticon. 40 years of useless pop cult...

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A ★★★★ review of Over Your Dead Body (2026)

“What you all need is a GOOD WAR!” Jason Segal looks…weathered. I love that for him. Forgot he existed. Jorma Taccone eh? Forgot all about him too. MacGruber was what…14…15…16 years ago? Ha. Good lord...

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A ★½ review of 3 Days to Kill (2014)

“I’m from Pittsburgh. We play real football.” The dollar tree has withered and croaked but the fecal remnants of unemployed Goodwill runs continue to runneth over my cup. In other words, I still have ...

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