⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀                ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐃. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀                ⠀⠀

>:(

then you will stink less. wash your shoes.

no one else gets gifts. their gift is the dead raiders and safer roads. its going to go beg for soda.

item #233 that will make her cry when she gets back

golden child.@angelspitter.bsky.social · 2y ago

@unlikelysun.bsky.social is m.i.a but getting new gardening shears anyways. lovingly textured the grips for easier finding and set closed by the desk.

gifting slightly chewed on brahmin leather boots to @nucleartempest.bsky.social . they are very much stolen, lovingly marked by the nightstalker currently hibernating.

@unlikelysun.bsky.social is m.i.a but getting new gardening shears anyways. lovingly textured the grips for easier finding and set closed by the desk.

shoving a new rifle under @vegasrot.bsky.social 's cot. merry christmas other father.

tossing a poorly wrapped box on @ncrmedic.bsky.social 's desk. merry christmas, father. (its stolen medical supplies.)

STINKY.

none of your business, stinky.

🙄

no?? that was near your butt!

i'm not sniffing you willingly.

are you wearing what you eat??

( shrugs. )

the smell.

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' i have brought the gift of safer roads. ' beaming a smile. no need. it'll power through this muddy concoction because doctor richards says to be polite.

𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅.@vegasrot.bsky.social · 2y ago

his eyes move to the pot of coffee. there’s still enough left if it wants another cup. 〝you could say it’s like that, yeah. except, instead of candy, you share gifts. at least, that’s how most holidays are celebrated.〞

( sniff. sniff sniff. little scrunch of nose before continuing to sign. ) you stepped in brahmin shit a day ago.

( angry little stomp in retort before stalking off. ahh. teenage melodramatics. )

dr. rıchαrds@ncrmedic.bsky.social · 2y ago

maybe not where you’re from, but it is here. now that we’ve established there isn’t any danger, can i please have a moment of silence?

stinky and a liar.

' what are holidays? is it like the pumpkin day? ' siiip— whole face scrunching uo. ough. too sweet. bad idea.

𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅.@vegasrot.bsky.social · 2y ago

he raises a brow at the sugar, but says nothing. he’s learned by now that it tends to learn through experience rather than explanation. 〝well, you made it back just in time. the holidays start tomorrow.〞

>:( it is not.

dr. rıchαrds@ncrmedic.bsky.social · 2y ago

[ he presses his lips into a thin line. don’t laugh. dontfuckinglaugh. ] even if that were true, it’s rude to point at people you don’t know.