Angst Harrier
@angstharrier.bsky.social
NSFW OR SANITY SEGA means beating off in Italian lmao ✊🍆 Tip me: Cashapp $angsthair 👉 https://ko-fi.com/angstharrier/gallery
![[Altered box art for the Genesis game World of Illusion (1992) by SEGA]
[Sega Genesis logo]
YOOOO are gummies supposed to do this?
[Title]
What the Christ was in that SHIT? I AM SO Fucking Doinked
[Official Sega seal]
This ain’t weed bro wtf](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreibrhat5kdxdhaezn37owprzgrd2trq5na76b6dvmbiv4ix5uh6o4e)
![[Altered box art for the NES game Gremlins 2 - The New Batch (1990) by Sunsoft. A starburst is covering the gremlin's groin.]
[Sunsoft header]
TAINTSOFT for the Perineal Area System
[Title]
GRUNDLE 2
THE NEW BONCH
THE STINKY PLACE
[NES logo]
FOR EXTERNAL
USE ONLY ON THE
Grussy®
IT WON'T COME OUT
IF IT GOES IN
[Copyright text]
We forgot to put a flared base on it. Also don't
use it after midnight or get it wet for some reason.
[Nintendo seal]
Official
Nutdildo
Gooner
Gizmo](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreih3r2wx4nuftbhhqrpk776a22wopnikrhhbo5rz6uorbbwt246zui)
![Parody magazine cover of an early 90s era GamePro. Cover depicts a wall of flames during a riot, while Sonic the Hedgehog is reclining in a chair in the corner, wearing shades and sipping on a lemonade while listening to some JG Thirlwell tunes.
[Header] SHIT • MIGHT • SUCK • BUT • YOU • CAN • MAKE • IT • BETTER
AngstPro
#1 HATER OF HATERS
-Society Is Breaking Down?!
Sonic sez that's FUCKING RAD
-Go Riot in The Streets!
Commit to Some Direct Action!
Donate to Organizations!
Throw a Brick!
Vote in Progressives!
Join a Union!
Tell a Cop to Eat Shit!
Cyberbully a Politician!
-Or Just Chill
And do drugs or make some stupid memes or something, I don't fucking care!
[UPC Code] Volume 6, Number 9 - $4.20 US / $6.66 CAN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreicyj2hxa3jasavaw5nnyz3em7dm5iuh425hjmsitkxy7igaau3mwy)
![[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle & Friends by Absolute Entertainment (1993)]
[Game Title]
I Really Hope he
FUCKING DIES
From
SHITTING
His
BRAINS OUT™
[Bullwinkle is waving a flag that reads ANY DAY NOW]
[Sega seal]
WE'RE
TIRED
OF THIS
[Sega Genesis badge]
JUST
FUCKING
BITE IT ALREADY, SHIT
[Copyright info]
LET'S ALL HOPE HE GOES FOR THAT
EXTRA FILLET-O-FISH™ AND ADDERALL™
MAKING HIM DROP LIVE ON TV
[Absolute logo]
ASSHOLE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreigtbabnmeb5o3gu3qk3hsdsaowsy2jvzyp2ltb24v36h5ntktn6dy)
![[boxart for the Sega Genesis game CrossFire by KYUGO. logo hasn't been changed, instead the soldier on the boxart is fleeing from an explosion of CrossFire board game pieces, the 90s CNN CrossFire cast and an AMD Crossfire logo badge]
[Sega Genesis logo]
DUMB
OBVIOUS
JOKE FOR ELDER MILLENIALS
[KYUGO logo and copyright text]
STUPID
ANOTHER GREAT LOW EFFORT HANDMADE
PIECE OF CRAP FROM ANGST HARRIER
[Sega official seal]
THIS
ONE
SUCKS
I KNOW I'M
SORRY](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreif3pc5j5s36t2qvelpydd3oolbz7wfe6ry2yz5fdhjhrm4vhojlei)
![[Video game box art in the style of early Atari 2600 games. Artwork features red background with artwork of the White House engulfed in flames.]
[Game title] POLITICIANS HAVE NEVER BEEN YOUR FRIENDS
[Features]
535 ASSHOLES RUINING YOUR LIVES
ENDLESS WARS • MONEY WASTED
RICH GET RICHER • FUCK THE POORS
[Atari Logo] ANGST
Imagine stanning for these fucking evil parasites [WB logo]
AH 1312](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreicc65uimnrpacvlmsb3kz52opzszrf7de4r6hfu3dpxmgov5zqqy4)
![Box art for the Sega Genesis game "Barney's Hide & Seek Game" (1993)
Artwork depicts Barney and friends frolicking in a front yard. Barney is smiling with those big ass teeth and holding a red balloon.
Sega logo: RIOT
Title text: Let's All UNITE & K[OBSCURED]L THEM
Genesis sidebar: OPULECIDE
Sega Seal of Quality: SINK THEIR YACHTS WITH THEIR CORPSES
Rating label: DDD - Make Them Pay For Their Crimes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreif3w2g747dlm7uqlvt6nb5jfbz7z4hdus7fndyk33fesye6lvq54m)
![[Modified box art for the Sega Genesis game Batman Return of the Joker (1992) by Sunsoft]
[Title]
BUTTMAN™ JERGS OFF THE JERKELER™
[Sunsoft Logo]
SEMISOFT
[Genesis logo]
PULL GENTLY I GOT A CHANCRE THERE
[Sega seal]
MAKIN' COUNTRY GRAVY!
[Copyright text]
NEVER RUB ANOTHER MAN'S RHUBARB™ UNLESS HE ASKS FIRST](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreid7xfoki56hwspmbbdkx3vtbakn7nzkz5s6djifeebieyzstktxmu)
![[Modified box art for the Sega Genesis game Haunting Starring Polterguy (1993) by Electronic Arts]
[EA text and title]
Whoops I Left My
FLESHLIGHT
On Your Couch
[Side text]
SO SORRY ABOUT THE LUBE STAINS
EW SMEG
[Sega seal]
I GO TO XNXX FOR QUICK RELIEF
[Age Rating Box]
Look I'm lonely
DON'T
Judge Me
I Have Needs
[Copyright text]
That should wash right out of your duvet cover I'M SO SORRY](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreig7ir5wzjq3tcydzqwmwbqs3qyv2nkg5s75ai2vkdv5snutzmhyua)
![[parody of early 90s era Turbografx print ads, featuring Bonk in the center with his head busting thru the page]
I don’t make the rules
It’s just a fact of life
TERFS EAT SHIT](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreifztiqgapy4ca4rwq4mtoe7n7gfii4hnuxldmfbpkqaodjadkt2se)
![[Image of an 80s era looking advertisement for a boombox. With a girl smiling and moving to the music while a night lit New York city horizon is behind her]
Tax the Rich?
No you misheard me. I said let's round up all the billionaires and livestream their disembowelment.
I don't want their money. I want their kidneys slung over my rear-view mirror like a pair of dice.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreic3jaesnbskgd4cu25lmg6reeviq6anrpl42leccf7p6wtyx7veka)
![[Magazine cover parody in the style of early 90s Electronic Gaming Monthly, featuring Sonic and Tails standing in a ruined server room with cables strewn about and flames creeping in seen off of the side]
[Text from header to title logo]
THE INTERNET IS MAKING US ALL TIRED OF HOW
EVERYTHING IS
GOING
TO SHIT
[Upper left note]
WE MUST
GO BACK
TO AOL & IRC
& ALT.BINARIES.EROTICA.GOLDENGIRLS
[Header subtext, which is usually reserved for console names]
SLOP CONTENT • STOLEN WORKS • MISINFORMATION • PEOPLE LOSING JOBS EN MASSE • JUST ALL AROUND UGLY STUPID SHIT
[Main title & text]
69 PAGE FEATURE!!!
SONIC & TAILS TECH DESTRUCTION BLOWOUT!
PLUS PHOTOS OF WHICH DATA CENTERS ARE THE MOST FLAMMABLE!!
• GOOGLE
• MICROSOFT
• OPEN AI
• META
• AMAZON
• ANTHROPIC
THEY ALL HAVE ADDRESSES!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreieyesrwnhtgalwilsxajhw7rq25eetayhqoseb2khvzcwug6toauu)
Angst Harrier
@angstharrier.bsky.social
NSFW OR SANITY SEGA means beating off in Italian lmao ✊🍆 Tip me: Cashapp $angsthair 👉 https://ko-fi.com/angstharrier/gallery
