‘Add the fresh zest of one lime’ [TRANSLATION] ‘This recipe requires skin and (possibly) blood from the knuckle of your right thumb’
Angus Dunican
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Actor/Comic/Writer/Hot Dad Tendency to show up for stuff. Put me in your thing. Doctor Who: http://bit.ly/3XeATtL Rep: @bccreativelondon.bsky.social Spotlight: https://app.spotlight.com/9111-5610-9256
I am absolutely the first person ever to make this joke and there will be no discussion of this fact…
My least favourite genre of post starts with ‘NASA just quietly dropped…’
I love pasta bakes. What if ‘lasagna’ but it’s had a nervous breakdown?
It’s complained that media is too interdependent now and that you can’t engage with it without the ancillary lore. Conversely, I’m holding back ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ from my eldest mainly because I’m not ready for, “WTF is this ‘God’ guy and why is he so mad about them touching his nice box?”
Appreciate that posting this the same day I humble-bragged about having to turn a job down is tin-eared of me. Scheduled posts gotta do what scheduled posts gotta do!
Filmed a lil’ monologue. Please give me a job
I’ve had to do the unthinkable and pull out of paid acting work in favour of better paid acting work… … this never ever happens
Finally watching the American Traitors and Alan Cumming sounds so Scottish that it’s somehow sounds Spanish
BRB, just gonna go fall-in with this bunch’o’lads and become their unlikely ally.
I bought this (VERY self published) book full of off-grid survival projects and such. TBF, much of it is genuinely helpful with lots of things I’d like to have a go at. That said, I was NOT prepared for how Kevin McAllister it gets…
‘Maybe this time it’ll be different’, I think. ‘Maybe, this time, the operator from 111 knows what they’re talking about and I’ll just be able to get the medicine I sorely need without having to start all over again!!??’
If you're going to quote an 'expert' or 'researcher' in your book or article, be it on neurodivergence, mental health, nutrition, immunology or whatever, you owe it to your readers to check if most of their peers think they're a crank. Some squares in my personal Bullshit Bingo now include:
Given where I am in life, it’s hard to watch films/TV with fellow diseased obsessives or even just by myself. My life is, by and large, a shared one. Therefore, I am begging the entirety of MARVEL entertainment to be just SLIGHTLY less exhausting to 40+ yr old women with, frankly, shit loads to do
I’m home from - generously - one of the least relaxing holidays of my life. Let’s see some photos of you holding it together while serving your time. I’ll start: Me, at Pendennis castle, with the most catastrophic diarrhoea of my adult life.
“Keep yo’ wits aboutcha boy. We in Windows Desktop country….”
A nice bedtime story about a tree I saw today. 🧵 So, last year, this 150 year old tree in a small park in Torquay was sundered by a big storm…
This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...
Been thinking things over and wonder if I've taken this whole longevity thing too far
Guess who's got three thumbs and poked the weird shimmering puddle you explicitly warned me not to touch?
Been having quite the Kellogg variety pack of maladies these last two weeks. - gout - oral thrush - sinus pain - numbness - bloating - cramps - constipation - the opposite of constipation and NOW, an ocular migraine aura so sudden and widespread that I was, temporarily, about 85% blind.
This would be an excellent way to couch telling my dad to go fuck himself, finally.
I wish random adults would just spontaneously “turn goth” one day and stay that way for years like when we were teenagers