no, honestly officer if i really hated him i would have killed him with the blunt side of the axe
Strangled By Priest Entrails
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He/They/It Will Come to Terrible Ends.
DARPA project "American Aragorn" is a secret initiative to find a psychic warrior with the soul-power to raise an army of the dead like the what happened in lord of the rings
Putting on Don Cab to clean my kitchen and think about [redacted] people who drive in reckless, self-absorbed ways, ignorant of anything but their own feeble lack of impulse control.
excuse me your bulbasaur did a vine whip and cut off my penis or maybe it was razor leaf or Cut did your bulbasaur Cut off my penis with just Cut what level is that bulbasaur excuse me
*texting my 19 year old crush after getting drunk and watching Cowboy Bebop for the thirtieth time* I'm not falling down a hole to die. I'm falling down a hole to see if I was ever really alive.
Yeah, be more vocal during intercourse to call out Trump.
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16h agoShould do it to call out Trump, instead of moaning
Grappling with the nastiest fake watermelon flavor of my life. Worst 25 dollars I've ever spent at aldi.
im getting some real big "should already be bedtime" vibes from my sel f
what if there's a maximum threshhold % of the speed of light a human being can be accelerated to before they go insane. What if you never want to stop if you hit 25%. What if it makes you feral. What if you disappear.
I might have gotten someone in trouble for not being able to rotate a cube in their mind.
excuse me your bulbasaur did a vine whip and cut off my penis or maybe it was razor leaf or Cut did your bulbasaur Cut off my penis with just Cut what level is that bulbasaur excuse me
Hoult? Is that like some kind of plant molt/husk hybrid.
The greatest news of the day is that I had an encounter with my favorite outdoor cat of the neighborhood, whom I have not seen in several years & feared was gone.
The only shortcoming of World Class Listening Problem as an album is that Railroad Cancellation doesn't just play back-to-back twice by default.
Sixteen Sexts to Alarm & Devastate Your Significant Other.
Incredible post that will only generate two immediate types of responses, and the only sane one is "yeah, that'd be nice."
Cool Bike Art@coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 3d agoIf you live in a city you shouldn't have to own a car.
The nature of the influence? It's Bad.
If you say “my peanus horts” your phallocentrism is showing THE END
I should have gotten some pecorino but i can get some for the next servings because i made three dinners worth + some reserved sausage for a lunch sandwich
Once again proving I never have to measure anything
Sweating so much the stink settles into my brain and I become The Stankster.
Doc told me the bubblegum exacerbates my TMJD so I'm only here to take pottery classes and kick ass. So, brother, do I look like I'm in class right now?
Shaming my knife for not cutting the basil without bruising it
i'm not really watching modern star wars but every time I hear "Bo-Katan" I do think "Boko Haram?"