back on my bullshit (gathering together the world's greatest femme, trans, and nonbinary cartoonists for a variety of shenanigans)

"This file better not have any viruses!" I say sternly and aloud, as I press the "download anyway" button.

I just remembered that at my K-12 grade school, which held weekly assemblies during which the entire school did sing-a-longs, we regularly sang "9 to 5" (once it came out), right alongside the entire Woody Guthrie and Simon & Garfunkle songbooks.

Oh devastating. Dolly was just so much fun. I didn't get her thing at all when I was a kid and then, sometime in 1993, I started wearing wigs. Like I suddenly realized that you could just be bigger and weirder and more, for no reason. Grasping even later that she was also fucking rad is extra. <3

OK. Just lost my teaching post because travel support for faculty has been eliminated.

At least the Liberty will be in the playoffs!

I cannot believe this Enes Kanter shit. What an absolute douche.

The AI-bots have gone too far. Now they're writing to tell me to support indie books. Bitch, I live in near-poverty and grow my own goddamn food to support indie books. Do not come at me with this shit because I will watch you die.

Getting super tired of wearing an assistive device and having people ask what's wrong (chronic degenerative disease) and then wearing it again months later and having them ask AGAIN

am I outing myself as a get off my lawn crank when i complain that no one has made anything good in the last five years?

Well the new HBOmax streaming series Normal is predictable weird on the topic of: Minnesota

yesterday i met an aggro guy at a hot-sauce event who wanted only the hottest sauce and this can go one of two ways: I let him have it and he's mad there's not enough heat or i let him have it and he actually tastes it, and this guy followed the first path

well the guy that presents himself as an irl vampire and reviews snack foods has found me, let's see how this goes

Definitely just conducted some very serious hot sauce business at the town dump, where you may recall I met my best friend about a year ago.

So AI has generated a mess of statements about one of my medications not in any way having a side effect that it very much does have. No one here is surprised by this, I know, but my dermatologist absolutely was.

somehow in 2026 the world is so convoluted that I am being forced to take legal action against my solar energy provider????

Hey @alexis-madrigal.bsky.social, I suspect you did *not* send me an invitation to discuss sex and sexuality in 1990s comics on KQED so I was not planning to respond to this email I just got, but damn these ai-bot book scams are getting intense.

We all have our trials and tribulations, and one of mine seems to be not beheading my employee for contaminating the workspace while he's bottling sauce in the age of cyclospora outbreaks. I tell you what, I would not want to work for me these days.

Rumor has it that George Saunders just moved in down the road and if it's true, things around here are about to get more exciting!

I don't know what to say about a world where women lose every job, and yet we correctly allow Gillian Anderson to do anything she wants super sexy

It's my cat's birthday today, and what does he wanna do? Watch the Mystics beat the Dream. So just like almost every Friday night for the last couple months, we watched the game together AND HELD HANDS

ahhh, did Bluesky suddenly allow for auto-follows of shitty tv shows I will never watch? Because I did not follow your heavily costumed prestige fantasy/drama of my own free will, swear to god

I have completed my 24-hour urine collection project and can now walk around without carrying everything I peed out for the day in a jug like a normal person and good lord i am grateful

If you are interested in my 24-hour urine collection project, I collected 475 ml of urine in the first two hours, which is about half of what the average adult human is said to produce in a day. I know it's not a race, but if it were a race I would be doing very well.

Anne Elizabeth Moore@anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · last mo.

The hilarious actual conclusion to this story is that the AI told her I might have an adrenaline problem, which is diagnosed by collecting all your urine for 24 hours and sending it to some lab, and I was like Yes! I will definitely collect all my urine for 24 hours, I do not care who suggests it.

The podcast will resume when the world rights itself and this goddamn county answers a few more questions about why it's trying to kill me and how

Anne Elizabeth Moore@anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 4w ago

There's like 40+ people wh just started listening to My Inevitable Murder who are going to be pissed today that I've removed it from the online. SORRY.

There's like 40+ people wh just started listening to My Inevitable Murder who are going to be pissed today that I've removed it from the online. SORRY.

I went to the doctor today and she asked permission to use her app during our conversation, and I was like, "I don't mind being recorded," and she said "no it's AI, it will help me figure out what's wrong with you," and I said, "uh"

Wow. Banner day in the AI Book "Professionals" Scam Department: Two emails for different books inviting me to the same "exclusive reading community" that apparently only reads books for pay? It's just so fucking insane.

No spoilers, but if you're a woman, trans, or nonbinary comics creator, please reply to this skeet with a link to your online portfolio *with a listed email address*, thanks!

My county took a year and a half to acknowledge my FOIA request on the oxycodone manufacturing plant across the street from my house, and then another six months to reject it, claiming they have no way of tracking oxycodone-related crimes in the county and are under no obligation to create one.