i'm just glad haley stevens will have the free time to pursue her original passion, being a two-line character in an off-putting but still 3/5 'i think you should leave' sketch
francis derby's delightful dining experience
@annihilator.family
saw a hawk pick up a squirrel one time CBNCBNCBN on letterboxd
i AM going to cancel thanksgiving if elected though. basically anything except halloween is right out
like many 1983s, i'm sure: - cryptid - information superhighway - stimming - telework - vaporware
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 6d agoFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
someone books a 10 am meeting with me, at 9:30. they ask how it's going and i just drop this into chat
probably reconsidering whether it's a good idea to flee the russians by moving to germany tbh
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · last wk.Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
no shut up YOU ate a pound of mini croissants for lunch
does noel have it in him to be the least-respected stepdad of all time? he just might.
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · last wk.
addressible gap in the market that there aren't retirement homes with lan parties and old hardware to run marathon and wolfenstein tournaments for older gen x residents. gonna be big!
noid, ronald, green giant, burger king. this is purely a "who do i want inside my tent, pissing out" situation
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w agoThings aren't great, let's have some fun
slogged it out to the series finale of parks and rec, and i forgot that joe biden is president, and still lucid, in 2025, in this show. full science fiction final season over here
i think the best development for noel in this series has been rona's increasing willingness to shit right on him to his face. he needs that as much as we need to see it.
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 2w ago
i wish i loved anything in this world as much as the democrats love trying to close ranks in a primary around a sauceless 4th place candidate just to box out the leftist option
Realbotix, formerly known as Tokens.com, rebranded after acquiring the hyperrealistic sex doll company RealDoll in 2024. two great tastes that go great together in schools instead of "hiring a teacher"
Mashable@mashable.com · 3w agoAI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
can't wait to see what minor political villain turns out to be Toblerone Triangular
i'm not gonna say what news story on the feed today could be solved with a power drill and a handful of m-80s but it's a couple of em
massive W for warframe to have an upcoming detective-themed frame named Brysko. this is the shit i love to see
heartbreaking: i want to make an offer on the first house we looked at today. you NEVER go 1 for 1
the ttrpg is the isekai of the mind
developing a theory that the worse a place is named around here the better the food. "ilikesushi"? really good sushi. "coffee4all"? incredible kebab wrap. somebody's going to open a place called "ok food" and it's going to kill me
i can't begin to tell you how much it helps my opinion of your game on steam if it detects and displays glyphs for a ps4 controller correctly
it's a minor thing to hate about windows in a sea of things to hate about microsoft but Holy Shit am i sick of explorer always sorting files, then sorting folders, and keeping them separate
gavin newsom's got his best people looking at calendars for when to book platner on his podcast for his Why I Left The Left tour
once again confirming the easiest shorthand description of swanboy is "if waluigi was into ska"
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · last mo.
i'm looking at houses on zillow and i LOVE that we've gotten to the point where the "virtual staging" is straight up ai slopping fundamental features into or out of the house, like "add a whole bar to the basement" or "now the floor is hardwood w/rug instead of carpeted". die die die
this post popped into my head during shavasana at yoga tonight. beautiful.
rewatched The Monkey tonight to remind myself that no one you want to die, ever dies when it would be good
Costco Has Fallen remember those big muffins that came in 6-packs, buy-one-get-one, for like $10? now there's 8 of them, they're smaller, there's no bogo, and they're still that price.