- PFFT! poor guy. Does he always get bullied like this?

- WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? I don't get it

RP Blog for Stela - a Kirby OC made by @youreverydayghost.bsky.social ✦ Semi-selective mun ✦ SFW (+ some NSFW themes) ✦ Minors DNI (I would be more comfortable interacting with adults) OC Lore Below ↓

- You know you're fucked when Rick is the one ordering everyone to stop

- Banter schamter. They'd better cut that shit out or else I'm comin over there to pull the plug

- WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS RACKET!?

- ..... .... Clearly

【カービィ】@hero-of-the-stars.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Better than me, right?" *Kirby you idiot, it IS YOU!*

- I'm pretty sure there's plenty of people with an endless arsenal of skills. Though to be honest Kirby fumbles most of the time

- Who the hell wants to be like Kirby? All the guy does is eat, sleep, and gets into trouble. He's the antithesis of a role model

- Oh I have one alright. And it's with a doofus who looks exactly like you

【カービィ】@hero-of-the-stars.bsky.social · 3w ago

"...Not even home?" *Oh Kirby, you poor soul, if only you knew where home was for this bird.*

- Really? We're assaulting birds now? You can catch a charge doing that in Cappy Town you know

- What's special about a damn Steel Ball? You can't do anything with it!

- Tell me something I don't know buckeroo. It's not like I have anywhere else to go to.

【カービィ】@hero-of-the-stars.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Hm..." *Yeah, he doesn't like the bird already...* "You're annoying." *Geez! But there was no reason to say that up front!*

- The Kirby I know would barely muster up a proper sentence. The best he can come up with is "poyo"

【カービィ】@hero-of-the-stars.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Huh? Can... always talk!" *He's just poking at his eyes, they aren't THAT small, are they?*

- AAAAAAAH! SINCE WHEN CAN YOU TALK!? AND WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO SMALL? ... Did Dedede smush your face together?

【カービィ】@hero-of-the-stars.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Brain... rot?" *...He doesn't know what that is...*

- Brainrot? The only brain that's rotted is Kirby

- Well isn't that too bad!

- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 67 67 67!

- I can make a much more annoying sound in the morning. Ya wanna know what that's like?

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- Now why wait for a specific day to show off bodies? The last time someone did that we shamed him for being too fat. Oh wait, that was probably King Dedede

- What could POSSIBLY happen on a Sunday that's so special? I don't get it

- "some bird!?" YA GOT A LOTTA NERVE not bothering to remember my name. IT'S TOKKORI!

- Yeesh! Take a chill pill on the edge there a bit will ya? No need to take it so far! I was only teasin ya man!

【₵-Я-Ө-Щ-П-Σ-D】@all-lies-forever.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Aww, then I suppose I'll have to burn every last tree on Popstar till your bed is nothing but broken twigs and ash."

"The Evil in the hearts of man....that is what interests me most!" -My own Portrayal of Vaati -Retains his memories from Minish cap + Four swords -18+ content (NSFW kept strictly to dm's) -Writer is 25+, Nonbinary -Open to any ship -Very sassy and mean -Only uses official art #MVRP #LOZRP

- .... Well lucky for you I was just heading for bed! Toodles!

【₵-Я-Ө-Щ-П-Σ-D】@all-lies-forever.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Funny, I'm in the mood for bird, charred to a crisp and scattered across dimensions... So you better start running if you still wanna write your epitaph."

- Wow Kirby Fried Tokkori. HOW ORIGINAL, GENIUS

- That spells KFT you smelly rat

- Kirby Farts Chicken? Kirby Fat Cuck? Kirby Fat Chud?

- Disneyland is for big adult babies.