has your *sensitivity to the arts* and the *grand tapestry* of human expression DESERTED you? have you insulated your sensibilities from the *elevating influence* of the humanities? hm? *both of you*? *whatever* has left you so thoroughly unacquainted with the virtues of cultural enrichment?

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 5d ago

what in the name of tuburr is a renaissance m— no, no! that wasn't a question! you didn't hear that!

am i *damned* to *wander the universe*, *ALONE*, without so much as a *renaissance man* in my company?

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 5d ago

a thousand times YES.

am i *boring you*?

𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗔𝗥.@warrioroftuburr.bsky.social · 5d ago

hissing.

mmm. i don't suppose you thought about using just a *touch* more spice? it's hardly worth the effort if you can't *taste it*.

del (milf era)@droppedmyvape.bsky.social · 4w ago

yo my dogs!!

ah! snozrap chips! don't mind if i *do* . . .

del (milf era)@droppedmyvape.bsky.social · 4w ago

and just to make sure no one steals it i've covered it in RARE ALIEN SPICES that none of you could handle.

well, there's-- really, it's quite-- i ought to-- it's really quite *complicated*. you wouldn't understand it!

the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · last mo.

name ONE expense!

the *tardis* isn't cheap to *run*, you know.

the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · last mo.

i very well might!!

*hardly*! i very much doubt you'd pay the *rent*.

the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · last mo.

hello can i live here for a bit?

i don't see how *you're* complaining. if you were *nicer* to the tardis, we wouldn't *have* this problem.

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The scenic route is meant to be nice! You'd call a sewer the scenic route. I am NOT going through a sewer, before you even think of suggesting it.

yes, *yes*, i'll get you back *eventually*. but there's nothing wrong with the *scenic route*!

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I don't remember what not being irritated feels like. It sounds like a far away dream to me.

are you *still* irritated *over*--

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Oh hey, put the exposed wire in your mouth—

( holding a hand up to shush her, messing with some loose cable coming out of the wall. ) hel-lo(!) what's this?

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Great Zalla above, give me strength. Yeah well *you* *didn't* *hear* *me* *because* *you* were *too* *busy* talking to yourself!!!

if you *had*, i'd certainly have *heard you*. you shouldn't *lie* to make yourself seem *smart*, you know. it's *rude*.

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I said "I don't think this is the way to the synagogue" FOUR TIMES!!!

you *did not*!

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I TOLD YOU! I said this!

well this is *not* the *synagogue*.

yes, *alright*! i *get your point*. you *hardly* need to keep . . . *droning ON* about it, you know . . . . . . *alright*.

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 5mo ago

500k. Up front. Or you can delete this number.

for a woman of *your* caliber? i *very much doubt it*.

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 5mo ago

You can't seriously expect me to do this for *free*? Look, it's a shame about the missing kids, but this won't bring them back, and it sounds *dangerous* and *expensive*.

-- and *never*, and i *mean* *NEVER*, had i been so offended! the *very notion*: that *billions of billions of years* might pass, that *times* and *tides* go through us *all*, yet *mister blobby*-- -- *excuse me*?

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 5mo ago

( a shockingly long time passes. ) ... are you still going?

money? *money*?? *MONEY*??? *ohhhh*, will you *bounty hunters* *EVER LEARN* . . . ! i'll have you know that-- ( USER MUTED. )

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Oh! Well, certainly. Sounds like my kinda job. 500k deposit up front, naturally...

because there is a *ship* carrying some *terrible weapons* i'd like for *you* to *'intercept'*.

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Pirates make for terrible clients, anyone who's dumb enough to work for them deserves not getting paid. What's piracy got to do with it?

i'm a doctor-of-all-trades, i'll have you know. *testify*? oh, *no*. i'm giving you something *much* more fun! i'm going to send some data over to your *ship*. have a look through, you'll find some *rather interesting names*, i think. how do you feel about *piracy*?

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 5mo ago

How did *you* get this frequency? Actually don't answer that, it would only make things worse. I hope you're not counting on me testifying against them because that ain't happening.

*cooked* -- very much like *transidyne's GOOSE*!

Kiki on the run@hereforthecat.bsky.social · 5mo ago

( click. ) Hi this is Kiki's pizza, stuffed or extra crispy?

*fix my tie*? what tie? *this* ( leaning forward, lifting it up, waving its bright, garish pattern in the air: ) is a *cravat*. ( but he follows anyway, one hand in his pockets, the other stroking his chin. he stops, twirls, to face v. ) hmm. i don't suppose you know who *invited us*, do you?

𝓥@olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"Oh. You were invited too?" A long pause. Then, he sighs deeply. As if this is very inconvenient. "... Well. Fix your tie and let's get moving, then."

*i* am *usually referred to* as *the doctor*. *you* ought to watch your language.

Frank Castle@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Right... The fuck are you?

yes, i *quite understand*. if i had a *penny* for every *planet* that worshipped me as a *god* . . .. !

Frank Castle@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"I didn't make a cult, but there are dipshits that use my symbol like empty headed shitstains."

the *entire rack*! ( a heavy sigh. ) tut! *really* -- i *am* starting to *regret* inviting you onto my *bowling team*. i *ought* to have gone with josé rizal *after all*!

Tracer -!@timejumping.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!! What'd I miss?

- / - / - / --- INCOMING CALL . . . --- / - / - / - @hereforthecat.bsky.social

WHAT?

del (milf era)@droppedmyvape.bsky.social · 5mo ago

del remains the only top in the world.