Government by executive order. Economics by subscription model.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d ago

$DJT

What Mark said ⤵️

Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 2d ago

Exactly 3 months from today is the most important midterm election in our lifetime. Our opportunity to hold him accountable. Register to vote here: Iwillvote.com The stakes have never been higher. Show the world the majority of Americans are good, decent, honest people. #VoteBlue🗳️ #RejectMAGA 👎

Imagine being so corrupt and so disliked that even FIFA doesn’t want you.

England set to follow Wales in withdrawing support for Infantino re-election

The backlash against FIFA President Gianni Infantino's failed plan to sell a stake in the World Cup intensified.

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Well, it’s Sunday evening, and we’re once again being told that a deal with Iran is imminent. At this point, the market opening bell must get its own briefing.

Rand Paul’s mother secretly calls into his virtual town hall.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 7d ago

The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.

So much winning

A look back at Trump’s first 100 days of the Iran War being almost over

YouTube video by The Daily Show

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Missed more than 140 congressional votes, but had perfect attendance when it came time to taking care of his portfolio.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2w ago

Reporter: Congressman Kean, why did you trade stocks while you were missing votes for more than three months? Kean: 🦗🦗 Reporter: No response, sir? Kean: 🦗🦗

It’s amazing how often ‘public service’ and ‘private opportunity’ seem to share a calendar.

MJ@bstnboy.bsky.social · 2w ago

From the Waste, Fraud, Abuse Dept: www.propublica.org/article/dona...

1991 - Silence of the Lambs swept the Oscars, Nirvana made their major-label debut with Nevermind and Tim Berners-Lee released the first-ever web page to the public. 1991 was also the final year of a severe nationwide measles epidemic in the U.S. - until now. Thanks RFK Jr!

On Tuesday, July 21, 2026, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told reporters "we do have the outbreak under control.” It’s almost as if he isn’t qualified to be Health and Human Services Secretary

MJ@bstnboy.bsky.social · 2w ago

"FDA says new cyclospora outbreak linked to unspecified product" Wow, on the same day Kroger recalls $1.6M eggs due to salmonella. Yikes!! l.smartnews.com/p-8a7LS7Ru/Z...

Well it’s Friday again. Time for the trump disappearing act, followed by a Sunday reappearance with freshly covered hand bruises and another announcement about Iran begging for a deal that’s perfectly timed for Monday morning Wall Street trading.

The most reliable stage of every controversy: the hindsight tour.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2w ago

#PinkyHerman 😂😂😂

Tell us you don’t know the difference between a ”primary” and “general” election in just two ALL-CAPS sentences

Jen aka Grantifa 🐸@grantifa9.bsky.social · 2w ago

WTF He hasn’t a clue that it was a primary election.

They’re not asking for a faithful adaptation. They’re asking for an adaptation that matches a book they’ve never read and don’t understand.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2w ago

A black Helen of Troy has him completely wrecked for weeks.

Taking campaign money from someone whose name later appears in the Epstein files isn’t evidence that Susan Collins was involved in anything. She doesn’t need help earning criticism—her Senate record does that just fine.

Alt National Park Service@altnps.bsky.social · 2w ago

Well, this adds up. No wonder she’s always “concerned.” Financial disclosure records show that Susan Collins received campaign contributions from men whose names have appeared in the Epstein files!

“Young kids. They kill them, they kill them like they are candy. It’s crazy what they do.” He has the best words. - Trump speaking about Iran from Oval Office today.

He’s been eyeing a trip like this for years

FBI Director Kash Patel plans Russia trip

The plans come as the U.S. and Russia have failed to come to terms on ending the war in Ukraine.

politico.com

If only we could do that with everything he says and does.

Forbes@forbes.com · 2w ago

FIFA posted a photo of Spain lifting the World Cup trophy to social media—but President Donald Trump, who lingered on stage, appears to be carefully cropped out.

Giant Eagle just lowered prices on more than 300 grocery items. Congratulations - you made that happen. If you’re thinking, “I didn’t do anything,” that’s exactly how much trump contributed before taking credit for it. He had as much to do with it as he did Spain winning the World Cup.

Just think, if trump could create manufacturing jobs as easily as he creates lies, he’d be as successful as President Biden.

Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social · 2w ago

Seems important

If your doctor is willing to pad your height, I suddenly have a lot more questions about the rest of your physical.

Michael Byron #Fella@michaelby.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trump hit by 'reality check' as White House unwittingly exposes his true height: report www.rawstory.com/trump-height/ Trump MIGHT be six feet tall--barely.

July 8, 2026: “I don’t want to have anything to do with Spain … They’re hopeless. Bad people.” - trump. July 19, 2026: wouldn’t get off the stage after Spain won the World Cup.

Interesting to see trump at a competition not screaming about it being fixed or stolen.

Xela Hart@xelahart.bsky.social · 2w ago

It’s like Make-A-Wish for a fat, sweaty, demented toddler.

And do they label it “The West Wing” to help trump remember where to go?

He seems uniquely qualified to discuss what not to do at work.

Kim@kim4thebabies.bsky.social · 2w ago

Anne, come get your son, you raised a jerk. www.huffpost.com/entry/jesse-...

Oh, coach football isn’t his only claim to fame. He also brought the laughs.

Senator Tommy Tuberville Falls Down The Stairs Getting Off Airplane

YouTube video by PocketCast News

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max0206.bsky.social@max0206.bsky.social · 3w ago

I mean, honestly folks. Does anyone actually take Tuberville seriously? His only claim to fame is he was a football coach. He’s not a historian, not a scholar (far from it) … nothing other than a bag of hot air and ass-kissing skills combined. He has never possessed an original thought in his life.

Well it’s Friday. Time for trump to disappear for weekend treatments that lead to fresh concealer-coated hands and eventually emerge on Sunday to let us all know Iran is begging for a peace deal - just in time to manipulate the Monday morning markets. #politics #trump #iran #stockmarket

The call is coming from inside the house. The receipts are, too.

@bellacat22.bsky.social · 3w ago

Oopsy! #Russia #ElectionMeddling ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-declas...

It’s less “deep state” and more “own goal.”

JeffTrnka@jefftrnka.bsky.social · 3w ago