It’s huntin season and he’s deer sized

I need someone from North Jersey to explain the billboards for Trust Jeffery dot com because I’m not looking that up

Health O Meter says: Not Now

Any Millennial x Gen Z workplace interaction

Had to get a lock box at work and these are the suggested usages

People will just send a document in a file type no one’s ever heard of like it’s the most normal thing in the world

Equal opportunity Ghost Kitchen, ghouls and goblins welcome to apply

The horrors persist

Advertise your Bluesky with a Simpsons gif

Praying to St. Dolly

Sorry can’t make it, ate a blueberry

I wish all trains had pun names

Rare hair cameo

Extra loose tofu

The most sun I’ve seen all summer

Well kids we did it (8:00pm bedtime)

Sure why not

Spirit Halloween already open is a recession indicator

I always wondered what it would be like to workout in a campfire

When I get the aux

Starting a trans only charity softball league where profits will go towards arming more trans people with bats

My supervisor is a beast

Rare sighting of well behaved children

It’s too early for this wall

My rescue dog doesn’t know what to do with toys and it breaks my dry shrivelled heart

If you don’t like my peaches don’t shake my tree