I’m wearing skinny jeans (jeggings?) for the first time in ages and it feels so weird. How was this my default for so long??
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it just chaps my ass when I’m trying to give something away for free on fb and people don’t show up at a time that ~they chose~
freshly vaxxed and screeching like a bald eagle 🦅💙
Just eating my celebratory banana bread with a shit ton of chocolate chips 🙂↕️
I swear I was fine until my husband came downstairs in his full blue outfit and saw me in my also full blue outfit and now I’m bawling!!
Love early voting weeks ahead of time, hate that I never get a sticker. Living vicariously through y’all’s cute ones!
How do I disconnect my brain until tomorrow my anxiety already can’t handle it
Our google home has gotten so flaky that I was literally just struggling to turn the lights off IN A DREAM You know what always works? A regular light switch 🤦♀️
work this morning has just been a string of weird and off putting social interactions and I’m sick of it!
Yall would it be weird to list my old printer on marketplace if the print heads are clogged but it comes with extra ink and a cleaning kit? (It would be for super cheap and I’d disclose the issue of course)
There’s nothing like a phone update with a bunch of subtle UI changes to really set my autistic brain off first thing in the morning
Having a rough week and my therapist just canceled our appointment today because she’s sick 🥲 love that for us
My mail in ballot just got delivered and there was a huge spider in the mail box with it. Need an Etsy witch to interpret that
Cried too much last night (just pms dw) and now I’m trying to be normal at work looking like this
maybe I’m late to the game, but did we know there’s a Moomin collab with Lush?? I must try the Moominmama lotion
I love having a hormonal migraine when I have a bunch of meetings and work to get done today. This is perfect actually.
I guess I got a little too relaxed over the long weekend, and now my nervous system is treating being at work like a life or death situation!
My youtube premium ran out (the “family” plan can eat my ass) and now all I’m getting is the same ad for Hot Springs, Arkansas!
first day of my period AND the annual work picnic? LFGGG 😤 (preparing to suffer)
Alright, reading a romance where her reaction to seeing his 🐓 for the first time was “holy guacamole.” and I’m ready to dnf this book!!
I can see packages sitting out with my doorbell cam and I’m stuck at work for three more hours but I want to open them pleaaseeee
alright I’ve hit the point where I’m bored of all my short sleeved shirts but it’s still too hot for long sleeves
instagram ads with the hot fall fashion (what is this??)
Fantasy Boseph reminds me of him and I can’t explain why
the power’s out bc of some storms last night and won’t be back until at least 8pm. guess I’ll be analog gooning tonight y’all