he's doing that stupid duck face. staring at her with a bewildered and nervous expression. "oooooo-kay. maybe not-- haha! maybe -- maybe next time. next time," the teen stutters, backing away.
ʙᴇᴛʜ sᴀɴᴄʜᴇᴢ@thespacehalf.bsky.social · 3w agoʙᴇᴛʜ sᴀɴᴄʜᴇᴢ@thespacehalf.bsky.social · 3w ago"YOU'RE NO FUN!! WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO FOR ONE TRIP AND THEN NEVER AGAIN? this is BULLSHIT--" 😭 okay morty. he's crashing out.
ʙᴇᴛʜ sᴀɴᴄʜᴇᴢ@thespacehalf.bsky.social · 3w ago@anxiousc137.bsky.social “For the last time: I am NOT taking you to Boobworld.”
"of course you'd like -- like eggman. i'm going to get the shadow and knuckles bundle!! they're cool!!" morty is rolling his eyes.
⚙︎ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐍 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 ~ !@inventive-iniquity.bsky.social · 3w ago❝Don't care. Eggman's the only one that matters!❞ Of course he'd glaze him over every other skin.
"OH, DUDE!! you have a gameboy?! that's so sick!! hey, we should play games sometime," morty said with genuine enthusiasm, eyes practically sparkling. "i usually play games on my phone or my consoles. handhelds are /really/ cool--" morty is literally nerding out about that gameboy.
𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 ⋆｡°✩@beforecoldblood.bsky.social · 3w ago" i do ...! it keeps my hands and brain busy. m' kinda left to my own devices a lot, so i--it fills time. " fishing something out of his bag. a gameboy advance! " i modded this one m--myself to give it a good backlight! and i need to read more. i doodle my own sometime? "
mary 🔔 you guys haven't seen me Locked In yet. give me a plot to run with and i'll type up paragraphs. i'll get so INTO the head of this character that it's scary. please give me a plot to run with. i can be trusted with it 😌🥺
"holy shit!! they put sonic in fortnite!" 😭 you're a little late to that party, morty.
★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ ——— ˗ˏˋ ✮ ˎˊ˗ ——— 𝐈’𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆.ᐟ 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒.ᐟ.ᐟ ——— ˗ˏˋ ✮ ˎˊ˗ ——— ★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆
★ 𝓜𝓡. 𝓟𝓤𝓩𝓩𝓛𝓔𝓢 .ᐟ.ᐟ@puzzlesvision.bsky.social · 3w ago─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝, 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩, 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑.ᐟ.ᐟ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──
"young lady. if you swear again you're grounded! do you understand me?"
"hey there, eros!! do -- do you play games? do you like video games," morty inquired, trying to further find a common interest. morty /needs/ friends near his own age. he'd still hang out with eros even if he didn't play games. "do you like comics? i -- i was just wondering."
𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 ⋆｡°✩@beforecoldblood.bsky.social · 3w agoeros perks up a bit. it was nice that he was actually managing to make friends for once. he gladly shakes the others hand, cracking a toothy grin. " eros! eros evergreen. n--nice to meetcha. "
"WHO TAUGHT THE CHILD HOW TO CUSS? WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS. C'MON."
looks left. looks right. coast is clear. "alexa. play dangerous woman."
"yeah!! i'll put 'em to good use. . .i think lizzie would appreciate it. -- i'm morty! morty smith. what's your name, dude?" morty's grin remained as he extended a hand in the other's direction.
𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 ⋆｡°✩@beforecoldblood.bsky.social · 3w ago" they'll just be sittin' in a box with m--me anyway! might as well just give em' to someone who could use em' now. they've been in my garage for awhile even before i m--moved. " that and any excuse to purge his belongings of things he finds 'girly' is a good one.
mary 🔔 i'm also way too shy to message other people. i would like to make more friends. my dms on this account are open ooc so please don't be shy to message me ✨ i like all the interactions i've had so far!!
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · 3w agomary 🔔 oh gosh i think i've been portraying morty since maybe?? 2021??? the earliest is 2020. i stopped for a while. i'm back now though!! i hope you guys like my portrayal. it's not that great.
mary 🔔 oh gosh i think i've been portraying morty since maybe?? 2021??? the earliest is 2020. i stopped for a while. i'm back now though!! i hope you guys like my portrayal. it's not that great.
i don't think this meme is as wonderful as the cars fancam.
彡★꒱ 𝑴͟𝒂͟𝒓͟𝒊͟𝒂͟ 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒏𝒊𝒌 .ᐟ@girlfromtheark.bsky.social · 3w agoHOW DARE YOU GET ratatouille’d
"oh really? thanks -- thanks, man! i really appreciate that. i have a vhs player in the garage. . . i'll have to probably steal it from grandpa rick or something," he mused, lowering his hand and grinning.
𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 ⋆｡°✩@beforecoldblood.bsky.social · 3w ago" seriously, the quality has dropped a--a lot. mmm. " scratching his chin in thought. " think i--i still have some of them from when i was little. w--we don't even have a vhs player anymore since the move. you could have em? "
morty wanted to lunge at evil morty. wanted to claw at his last remaining eye and bloody the carpet further. what stopped him and forced him to relax was the sobbing coming from the terrified child. he quickly rushed to lizzie's side, realizing she only had one eye now. --
mary 🔔 this amazing freaking edit OH MY GOSH. youtu.be/DBvEfcYSzUw?...
Evil Morty Edit | For The Damaged Coda
YouTube video by Taizu edits
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ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠 . 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 ...
── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · 9mo agoᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐆𝐎 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 「 * 𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈 」 .
"you're right!! i should get her some vhs tapes. i -- i think that's a great idea. i don't -- don't want her to only be subjected to the modern stuff. it's kinda ass." morty rubbed the back of his neck in thought.
𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 ⋆｡°✩@beforecoldblood.bsky.social · 3w ago" oooh, the recentish one? m--man, yeah. less fun viewin' experience i--in my opinion. it's okay, but the old movies on vhs w--we're kinda cool for girly movies. "
mary 🔔 staring at the k1ll command lizzie was programmed with. morty doesn't know lizzie was programmed with a k1ll command. he's gonna learn one day. she cannot control when it's activated either.
"i'm not talking about /those/ barbie movies. i'm -- i'm talking about the live action barbie movie. . . . yeah. lizzie wants to watch that one. i don't even think it's age appropriate." a deep sigh.
𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 ⋆｡°✩@beforecoldblood.bsky.social · 3w ago" so--some are surprisingly good. and some are g--good to laugh at. like the one with that fuckass weasel thing tha--that moans a lot for some reason. "
"HEY-- HEY!! ow-- QUIT IT. what the HELL is your problem?! you're -- you're being a PIECE OF SHIT. that's the last time i try to reason with you!!" morty suddenly glanced at lizzie, who was now wide awake and clutching her hands together. the child quickly got up, trying to get between them. --