What am I making? Wrong answers only. Me 1st. A study of age and death.
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Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void. Trevor Show. Enough is too much!!!
Accidentally built the colossus of Rhodes... At Rhodes. Lol.
Had a fantastic amount of t.h. si señor in my coffee. Civ 6 has been relaxing. The French attacked early on. Fun!
*The fly I'm about to swat, as it licks its fly lips "I want to show you the face I make when I orgasm!" WTF, bro?!.... *Flies away while flipping me off Touche, bro...
Zach Galifianakis: I Believe I Can Fly
ALT: Zach Galifianakis: I Believe I Can Fly
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Developing a way to illegally download sweet potatoes from the internet. Call it 'Yamster'.... YAMSTER!!!
Norm Macdonald Laughing
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Peppa Pig can't be a doctor, she'd be subject to a lawsuit. She would refuse to go by "Doctor Pig".... You swine.
Best damned player to come out of the Texas Institute of technology, go TITS!!! Rest in peace, Terabyte Mitchell.
I designed a shirt for the maga crowd, might as well grift the grifters. It features the text 'no retreat no surrender' on the front with a maga flag crossing a rebel flag. On the back is a skull and cross bones, the crossbones are ar 15's, which are holding little ar 15's.
Y'all remember the wrassler Tatanka? I was a huge fan of his. He's a brainrotted maga now. Sad....
Tatanka Buffalo: Man with Feathers
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Took my coffee/thc last night. Played a round of Civ 6, as the Chinese, randomly selected for me. Woke up to find a map that was dotted with conquests. As I got close to attacking Egypt, it crashed. I guess he died with no successor, their society collapsed in on itself. Sad....
This A.I. generated G.I. Joe reboot is fucking weird. They rode into battle against cobras, actual cobras, on My Little Ponies. One guy, was a my little pony minotaur....
Ms. Rachel is normalising parenting. By that I mean BE FUCKING KIND, CARING, NURTURING AND MOST OF ALL PATIENT WITH YOUR KIDS!!!! They'll thank you for it. target tho?....
Zohran Mamdani Wah
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XXX rated Delta Rune adaptation. Call it "Delta Poon". I don't envy the composer....
Jimmy 'BBQ' Chorizo. The Tasty Tsar.... Delectable dictator....
Someone got their fee fees hurt... NFL fans fume as Mexican Mariachi band perform national anthem www.dailymail.com/sport/nfl/ar...
NFL fans fume as Mexican Mariachi band perform national anthem
Ahead of kickoff in Chicago, the Grammy-nominated Mariachi Herencia de Mexico were given the stage to perform the US national anthem live on ESPN in front of the nation.
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Who up Donalding they Trump?.... He likes 'em young, so we hear....
Inside you are two armadllos. That's the whole thing. I thought it was pretty funny, two armadillos inside... god, what do you people WANT? OPOSSUMS??
American citizens as they observe our government continue to spiral down the drain.
Hemingway said it best. We're all amateur masturbators. At least that's how I interpreted it.... Actually, now it makes no sense... as a man, I feel it's an area of particular expertise....
Buzz Lightyear Boner
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Kaopectate is named after the mountain in North Korea where Kim Il Sung, the O.G. dear leader, was birthed through a unicorn's anus. He came out covered in rainbows and glitter.