Andy
@apb1987.bsky.social
Happily married to my best friend. Tamer of noodle horses, Musk Victim, Gamer, IT Consultant, Atheist ⚛️ #Ally to 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ #nufc season ticket holder 06/07 - 25/26. East stand. 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇧 #bangreyhoundracing #freethegalgo
We’re delighted to announce the appointment of Matthias Jaissle as Newcastle United head coach. Widely recognised as one of Europe’s leading young coaches, the 38-year-old German arrives on Tyneside following remarkable success with both Red Bull Salzburg and Al-Ahli. Welcome, Matthias! 🖤🤍
Wasn't Gallowgate Shots but this is what I was referring to: #nufc
Andy@apb1987.bsky.social · 9h agoI faintly recall Gallowgate Shots or someone similar (I know not a reliable source) tweeting about a press conference having been scheduled for tomorrow... That could be when we hear about the new manager #nufc
I faintly recall Gallowgate Shots or someone similar (I know not a reliable source) tweeting about a press conference having been scheduled for tomorrow... That could be when we hear about the new manager #nufc
Jonny Esland@jonny89.bsky.social · 15h agoPress pack all heading out now to meet with the club seniors tomorrow. Expect lots of reaffirming messages in the coming days (we actually need action now). #nufc
Press pack all heading out now to meet with the club seniors tomorrow. Expect lots of reaffirming messages in the coming days (we actually need action now). #nufc
Club Photographer Serena Taylor has been asked to step into the dug out and manage #nufc until 2028 when Jaissle will finally be announced.
@andrewwoodhall.bsky.social · 10h agoIf we haven't announced the manager by Saturday, does he turn up in the dugout with a wrestling mask on to remain anonymous 🤷♂️ #nufc
PLEASE, PLEASE SHARE!! Let’s get Nico back home … ❤️
Chrissie Hynde@chrissiehynde.com · 14h agoI’ve lost my dog, Nico. She is very dear to me and I am absolutely heartbroken. She was last seen in Silkstream park in Colindale London. If you see her, can you let me know? I realise she could be anywhere in the country now if she got into someone’s car...
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
He said he wanted to leave the club as a legend.... But the way he's gone about this, he isn't and won't be. #nufc
Signing off for the day now. It's crap and it's too much cheers #nufc
Lady Olivia Says She'll Be Drinking Juice
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Annnnd he's gone. Like we all knew he would. Hopefully #nufc had their pants down on the fee and we can laugh like everybody else did when we overpaid for a 29 year old
I wonder if the current silence from all #nufc journos over the last few hours is an embargo? I'm 100% speculating but it hasn't been this quiet during the day since the summer began...
My friends, I'm afraid I've unwittingly led you astray. The image of Hornicek was in fact partially AI generated - specifically the apple. I've deleted it now and I apologise for being fooled so easily. I'll try to do better in the future #nufc
I'm not saying I always immediately block opposition fans when they pop up on here but... I do...
Won't be hearing anything any time soon then... #nufc
Chris To Pher@christoff84.bsky.social · 2d agoMust say I'm disappointed in our owners at #NUFC Not just for the direction the club is heading, but they have been silent on the #FIFA and #Infantino situation. Surely another future world cup host coming out against him would be the final nail in his football coffin
Well if Jaissle hasn't realised already, given he's from another PIF club... #nufc have a certain way of doing things...
Monsters University Snail on the Move
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Common misconception, they aren't seahorses, they are hippocampus - (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippoca...
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Arsenal fans keep posting this on various social media networks... Who were the ones crying today? Most #nufc fans have said they accept he's away and just hope we have their pants down on the fee...
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
Oh marvelous #nufc
NUFC Twitter Bot@nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 3d agoKeith Downie (@SkySports_Keith) 🚨 Excl: Bruno Guimarães failed to arrive at La Manga to meet up with his Newcastle United teammates as planned at their pre-season training base yesterday. ✈️ However I understand that he’s still expected to travel and meet up with the group, and he’s on (1/2)
