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I put legal things on paper, watch too many movies, and complain about sports (Miami Hurricanes, Heat, COYS). TLH
I went to the Red River Shootout exactly once. 2005, Vince Young's National Championship year. The girl who I just started dating like a month beforehand took me. 21 years later, @rp2d2.bsky.social is in Europe for 12 days with a friend and I'm eating 3 day old pizza. True love!
I needed a new watch like I needed a hole in the head, but GShock FINALLY released the all black, atomic time, solar GWBX5600-1A1 to the US market after being Japan only for a while.
Ready to face anything while I'm picking up dog meds and hitting Publix briefly.
Stop posting screenshots of the AI idiots. Stop posting screenshots of politicians. Stop posting screenshots of Twitter. Stop posting except shit posting.
"Hey, I want to be out of the office by 4 because the weather is supposed to start degrading pretty quickly then, so what time do you want to have this call this afternoon?" "Oh, then 3:30 works us."
Fire coming from underground and manhole covers bursting into the air means it looks like I'm working from home today. www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...
First responders now at downtown Tallahassee 'fire-related incident'
Tallahassee police are responding to a fire incident near the Capitol complex and urging drivers to avoid the area.
tallahassee.com
the spider queen lady from the Michael Jackson 3D short film Captain EO they showed as Disney World when I’d just turned 4 years old. Lost my shit.
Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · last wk.In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
“Hey Nick, what drink gets you going first thing in the morning?” Me:
Medical device salesmen beside me at the hotel bar talking about how their pitch to doctors is that bariatric surgery is cheaper than GLP1s in the long-term so they can advise their patients accordingly.
Everyone is too busy with football when you could be doing this shit with me.
Gotta work on my lame handling, but pretty happy with this one.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
old roadside pics@roadside.xor.blue · last mo.mr. peanut sign, route 6, swansea, massachusetts, 1978
Stores near me stopped carrying Valentinas. I did not actually look at the size I ordered from Walmart, because the price was normal. Now have a liter of Valentinas.
Also, I better be able to buy and consume a cortadito in GTA VI and it gives me 2 minutes of invincibility and the speed of Usain Bolt but shaky aim, followed by a crippling headache 2 hours later if you drink 3 in the span of 10 minutes.
We need a new singer like Meatloaf. They keep making little skinny guys who look like they smell bad and wear onesies. Give us a big dude who chooses to sing operatic rock about his bad and good choices.
Thomas Jefferson, October 31, 1800
John Hollinger@johnhollinger.bsky.social · 2mo agogotta pinch run for Hamilton now
