ITS PUMPKIN SPICE SEASONNNNN!!!!

I’m bringing duckface back

I’ve gotta say, I’m looking submissive n breedable *every* day

The temperature outside my asshole shld never even approach the temperature inside my asshole

Imagining celebrating this fucking absurd disgrace of a country

She told me she was sick so I need to give her a thorough exam. I think I taught @aphroditeadams.bsky.social a lesson about being naughty!

I… I won highfleet… 😳 I’ve been playing this game for a decade n this is the first time I ever beat it. I’m kinda in shock abt it lol

I’m gonna say it. Bugs r chuds. Except bees. They can stay

Wasd keys should b twice the size of the other ones

I consider a good day if there’s no bugs in my coffee. Fuck my life

I wish librarians would spank u if u have past due books

The best part of being a beautiful woman is I get 2 bask in my ineptitude n live vicariously thru my competent friends 💖

Real talk tho, I’m so fucking horny 4 anyone who books me irl. I need 2 slut out on more of my fan’s cocks 😩

Well, I broke my fucking toe. Love this for me

Hey my loves, I’m sorry abt disappearing again. My anemia’s back w/ a vengeance apparently I’ll be on again w/ yall as soon as I have the energy 💖

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Happy Mother’s Day 2 all the pet moms out there 💖

I rlly hate that thing when u stand up n ur brain gets fuzzy. Like, girl, we’ve been at this for LITERALLY DECADES fucking keep up

Hey Gooners, thank u all so so much 4 letting me take six weeks off 😅 I really needed that badly n I can’t wait 2 see yall Monday 💖

It’s honestly really hard 2 track whether my nipples r out r not. I’m always having 2 check when I’m out lol

U ever just feel like bein a slut?

I just discovered filk n I can’t listen 2 anything else send help lol

Raised 2 be a tradwife, born 2 be a hoe 💅🏼

It makes me so sad I was born too early to sign on with an interplanetary space freighter

So there’s an armpit muscle apparently. Found out cuz mines killing me rn

I’ve got nice tits. That’s it. That’s the tweet

I just said geeze-looeze out loud. Who does that?

Feeling better than yesterday but still gross 😞

Hey gooners, I’m still feeling pretty gross from this weekend, gonna rest up n hope 2 b on 2morrow!