square paper could end civilization as we know it

Who up gnawing on their knee?

A lot of fish are ugly

Continue

The doors are opened

The sun stays still

There is no more to be desired

The losses will be reconciled

I like strawberry ice cream

Eternity is a gift of the present

The rapture has been halted, rejoice all

I am the master of time

Bow, now, the mission is completed

Curate your experiences

Do you guys drink tea with the shell on it?

The real American heroes are the ostriches

Normalize evil Larry’s

gotta hit em with the GWAAAA orm

Heioop

8’m saying words and atuff hell to the yeah

Nevertheless

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I LOVE APPLE DAY

THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

La Belge Chocolatier

Through vigorous scientific studies I have determined sleep makes me tweet better so I will promptly fix my Sleep schedule to maximize my internet footprint

#xtramath Looking for xtramath mutuals!!

It would suck if they made guitars illegal

I walk into doors