What if instead of Saved By The Bell it was Saved By The Pussy and instead of Screech being like nerdy he was just really bad at getting laid
Morg "Marxist-Mullenist" Dawg
@apostleofhank.bsky.social
St Clouds finest poster I'm transsexual Nick Mullen basically She/her
Big loss for white women last night
This 97 year old brothel gives you a handjob the old fashioned way
a new yorker's guide to the getty center
Morg "Marxist-Mullenist" Dawg@apostleofhank.bsky.social · 2d agoA New Yorkers guide to St Cloud Minnesota
What do you mean the Getty Center is quoting my post
Getty@gettymuseum.bsky.social · yesterdaya new yorker's guide to the getty center
Durchschnittliches Kind eines US-Militärangehörigen: Oh mein gott!!! Wir gehen zu Apfelbienen!!!! Yippeeeee!!!!
A New Yorkers guide to St Cloud Minnesota
I have while boy moding been asked 2 separate times for gay sex by random men on the street
My estrogen levels are currently at 670 which are what you call quite high
-Jackhammer 7 days a week -Lowering tobacco and liquor taxes -Banning cars everywhere but West Loop which is turned into a parking lot Morg Dawg For Mayor: Still better than Vallas would have been
🏳️🌈🚲Cole🚄🚟@coleurbanist.bsky.social · 2d agoMorg-Dawg
Which Chicago Mayoral candidate will be brave enough to pressure Jackhammer into being open 7 days a week
why are my taxes going toward subsidizing the police when i might never even need to be beaten up and violated
Bro I don't want to get called a tranny by right wing chuds I only want to get called a tranny by my friends on Bluesky
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
The cackling schemer is coming to kill us all
People asking when Chicago is getting its own Mamdani as if we aren't fighting for our lives not to get a conservative shithead as Mayor right now
I don't know if I can watch sports with the guys this year because I'm just gonna start trying to kiss them
I want to make out with so many of my friends at this point what could this mean
Not gonna have my normal weekend hangout with my friends next weekend because I'll be in NYC so imma just send this to them instead
(Explaining bottom surgery to an American) So imagine turning a hot dog into a burger
Mitch McConnell looking ass motherfucker
Dude why do people not want to live next to bible thumping meth addicts in the desert
Moot Dengrich ☠️🎢@catfishsushi.bsky.social · 3d agoI can’t wait to learn the answer!
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
Everyone @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social is a great party host give him a big shout-out for knowing how to have a good time
