WORMS. ALL OF YOU. CRAWLING THROUGH THE DIRT BENEATH MY STEEL BOOTS.
I DONT KNOW THAT ONE. I USED TO KNOW ALL THE PLAGUE KNIGHTS, I DONT KNOW THAT ONE.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING THIS BUT THEY FLIP FLOP ON IT. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE EVIL, BE EVIL! SAY IT WITH YOUR WHOLE CHEST!
🎲 BATTAT@motormouthdice.bsky.social · 3mo agoI'm evil. I'm evil. I'm evil. I'm evil.
|| unfortunately 2 years later i have to admit the short jokes were kinda funny
VEIGAR@apstackin.bsky.social · 3mo ago- A shadow looms over head. ...A chunk of dark matter, not quite a star, but still large. Then SLAMMING their fist down as they turn around. ] ARE SIMPLY SQUASHED UNDER MY ENORMITY!
THE CLASSICS STILL WORK RIGHT? YOU ALL STILL FEAR A SIMPLE 'GAR, RIGHT?
"SCOUTS HONOR" THE SCOUTS ARE HORRIBLE ANYWAYS! PESTS! KEEPING ONE UP AT NIGHT!
NONE OF THESE KIDS EVEN KNOW HOW TO BE EVIL ANYMORE! NONE OF THEM ARE /PROUD/ TO BE EVIL ANYMORE!
I DIDNT RESPOND TO THIS UNTIL THE NIGHT BECAUSE IM A SICK BASTARD
✱ Your BEST friend.@planticide.bsky.social · 4mo agoTWISTED EFF'ED UP MORNING
NO ONES DONE IT LIKE ME. NO ONE KNOWS THE INTRICACIES OF BEING A VILLAIN LIKE ME.
EVILER MORNING. WORSE MORNING.
✱ Your BEST friend.@planticide.bsky.social · 4mo agoevil morning evil morning
I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*
IVE BEEN DOING OT FOR 100 YEARS YOU THRASHING LITTLE WORM
✱ Your BEST friend.@planticide.bsky.social · 5mo agoI I DONT KNOW IF THATS TRUE
I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS DOING IT FIRST. ITS OKAY TO BE INSPIRED!
✱ Your BEST friend.@planticide.bsky.social · 5mo agoI SAID IT FIRST??????????
NO YOU IDIOT, THE STUDY OF IT. I MEAN, SURE, I CAN CALL DOWN DARK MATTER BUT- WELL THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL.
【₵-Я-Ө-Щ-П-Σ-D】@all-lies-forever.bsky.social · 5mo ago"Eh? It's not like you can just... breathe in space... right?"
ARE YOU THREATENING ME WITH SPACE. I LOVE SPACE.
【₵-Я-Ө-Щ-П-Σ-D】@all-lies-forever.bsky.social · 5mo ago"...Have you ever wanted to see the inside of a black hole?"
I'VE ALMOST BEEN KILLED MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE IM NOT SCARED OF AN EGG.
【₵-Я-Ө-Щ-П-Σ-D】@all-lies-forever.bsky.social · 5mo ago"Funny, the last person to do that to me almost got killed..." "Isn't that just... hilarious?"
WELL, I'M LOOKING DOWN ON YOU SO, WELL. YOU ARE A PEASANT.
【₵-Я-Ө-Щ-П-Σ-D】@all-lies-forever.bsky.social · 5mo ago"I-I am no peas-" *Sigh* "Apologies... almost got out of control there... y'know how it is..."
LORD VEIGAR, THE MASTER OF EVIL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PEASANT.
【₵-Я-Ө-Щ-П-Σ-D】@all-lies-forever.bsky.social · 5mo ago"...Who the hell is my other self talkin' to? Some kinda wizard?"