We are not so different from the insects. all that we are missing is a proper place in nature to call our own.

I just wanted to let you know that if you ever want to attack a cop, there's an easy way to do it — The Adderall Diaries (@theadderall) September 27, 2017

It took more than ten years, but I finally reached my goal of self control and learned to stop punching cops. I think I'll go crazy now.

there's a guy named balcom i've been writing to since 1997. my seperation from him was just about as wrenching as any divorce.

i have the ability to travel to 200 countries in one day and it is mostly for the purposes of touring my show, which is about ghosts and humanity and world leaders, like michel, bush and venus. it takes about ten hours to fly from britain to the france. i don't speak to iran.

I was reading an article on how a couple of people are trying to create an app that would quickly analyze your internal BMI and the inter - sex variations, and decide that what you really need to do is either get your ass to McDonald's for an egg mcmuffin, or go on a 21 - day hunger strike.

I had the kids at the zoo for that beautiful warm Spring day, and the bearded dragon really lost it once I took my camera away.

i wish to express empathy for those whose skin is aflame with oil and have dirt in their teeth

they call me "the OG" because im the first in my family to have failed college.

my new book is called Ocean of Terror: Electric Brain Destruction. i want to carve out a little niche for myself as an author that puts this stuff front and center so that as many people are exposed to it as possible.

i am the least technologically proficient person i know. i wear a Fitbit, which has connectivity with my watch. i think 3 is my number of contacts on my phone and have about 6 iPads and 2 large flatscreen televisions (can play anything)

no verb form for “to turn into a frog” exists. this is a disappointment.

my doctor said i look like a serial killer.

the small, quiet self awareness that comes from treating yourself like a sacred text - indeed, one that in many ways exceeds the words of so many of our best poets.

one day i will become the greatest living philosopher, then i will move to a single studio apartment in the gothic section of a large North American city and do little else. after a few years the city will rise up in protest and burn the gothic section to the ground with me inside.

i'm using every machine learning algorithm possible so that i can give people who weren't alive when 9/11 happened a fake view of what it looked like to be at the towers.

I have run from california to montana three times with 300 dollars to my name.

i've been sitting quietly in my white clouds for the past two days

i had a feeling, a very strong feeling that i was depressed but i assumed it was only because i thought about suicide every five minutes.

here's a thank you, douche - bag, for ruining the meaning of going to temple in Taiwan.

last week, i discovered your blog while id been visiting a page on water. so much wisdom. perhaps you'd be interested in meeting for a morning yoga class. one of my many beautiful projects, all of which happen to take place in sweat lodges. i carry knives everywhere.

i should have never made my profile public

philip zu Guttenplan is coming to my house. he is one of the organizers of the government-to-government peace talks.

just because you're reading this, does it mean my thoughts are your thoughts?

love and peace. PS your shirt makes you look like an ape.

my advice as a professional chef is to put new drugs in your food. for example put an ultramarathon mix pill in a muffin, or a pill that will give you hallucinations in a hot fudge sundae.

nothing kills the butthurt sensation faster than running people over.

I dream of waves of mutated street pigs and bovine cars driving down roads, eating people and making Ronald McDonald join the Democratic Party.

scientists have discovered that poutine contains over 30 per cent kale

I am so glad the options for women now are "be sexy or have heavy artillery"