"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘱𝘦... 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬..." 𝕊𝕒𝕕𝕒𝕜𝕠 𝕐𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕞𝕦𝕣𝕒 🖤

Everyone knows how male and female humans breed. But did you know that girls can just... Rub their stuff together and get the same feeling? Just for fun? Lapis thinks that's pretty cool...

... Peridot did something cute today. So naturally, Lapis has been at this for hours. That stupid, green Dorito really has an effect on her...

💧I need to interact with folks more. And reply to DMs. And... Find Steven Universe accounts--

"Yeah, I can't do breast milk. Is that a human thing? That's super weird. I can do like, water, if you want..." Lapis isn't the best retail worker. But she's definitely the most popular!

"I swear, all humans think about are boobs. Are these things really that important? Whatever, here..."

Lapis has the best ass out of all the Crystal Gems, just so you know. It's blue. Everyone likes blue butt.

"Seriously? This is what you like? Do you even know how heavy these things are...?" Like other gems, Lapis can shapeshift a bit! She can also judge you. Big time.

Lapis can NOT be bothered to get dressed this morning. She's comfortable.

"Ugh, seriously? We're not cleaning the interior, you know. Any mess you make is on you..." Apparently, saving the entire planet doesn't pay very well. Hence the Crystal Gem Car Wash!

"I'm pretty much a rock. You know that, right? A fancy rock, with powers and issues, but still. You're getting worked up over a rock."

"Uh, when I said that you can unwrap your Christmas present, this isn't what I meant..." Turns out, Crystal Gems make wonderful holiday gifts!

Wearing clothes all the time is already, like... Kind of a pain, right? But humans wear underwear BENEATH all that? Bras, panties and whatever? Yeah, no way.

"I swear, all humans think about are boobs. Are these things really that important? Whatever, here..."

It's morning. And unlike most gems, Lapis enjoys sleeping! She doesn't like waking up, however. She looks tired, annoyed... But then, she always looks like that--

Blue gem butt. Best kind of butt there is, honestly.

...Lapis does NOT want to do this. At all. But maybe she should try and reconnect with @bigbluemommy.bsky.social sometime. For... Closure? Something like that.

Every alien needs a hobby if they're going to live on Earth... And Lapis likes sex. Masturbating for hours on end, playing with men and women alike. It's how she unwinds.

Friendly, experienced writer! Somewhat new to BlueSky 😊 Likes chatting OOC and plotting! Literacy preferred. Bisexual, switch! Obvious NSFW themes, but open to normal or fluff! MV, Steven Universe accounts especially welcomed 🩵

Used and hunted by her Homeworld... Imprisoned in a mirror, then within the ocean itself... Lapis has dealt with quite a bit of trauma. And while not necessarily happy, she's at least found a home on Earth.

"𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝... 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙧."