* “...but what if they /are/ onto us...” * “Extra precautions must be taken.”

this is not a statement of suicidal intent or an altered mental state do you understand. If I Die, It's The Spiders.

yo i'm getting too close to the truth if i die its the spiders

* “...what?” * “What do you mean 'They're onto us'?” * “Go back to making syrup, otherwise, you're going to /be/ the syrup.”

* “There is much wrong with my knight.” * “It's why I love her, quite frankly~.”

* “The flower is somehow dying of thirst right in an oasis.”

* “I can't deny, a seedling of theirs would look oddly adorable, ahuhuhu~...”

* “Because it's funny~.” * “I'm not judging, mind you. It's for the bit, as they say.”

— ᖴᒪOᗯEY.@petalshop.bsky.social · 5d ago

AREN'T WE FRIENDS. WHY ARE /YOU/ GETTING ON ME FOR THIS??

*

— ᖴᒪOᗯEY.@petalshop.bsky.social · 5d ago

Oooohhh... Oh my stamen. I'm pollinating. I'm pollinating it. [ What the fuck is wrong with him like actually. ]

* “I have this odd feeling that 'super weird' carries with it positive connotations for some reason.” * “Perhaps there's a strange, exhilarating thrill to not being 'totally present'. Under the whims of another, specifically, ahuhuhu~...” * “Or maybe, I'm just reading too much into it...”

🏳️‍⚧️ MADDIE!~@madkissycutie.bsky.social · 6d ago

Ok but can we be real and admit the remake's take on the self-hypnosis episode was SUPER weird??? Like it was NOT like that in the original 2000s version.

jamcat LRP Hehehe. I done did a thiiiiing~.

𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐀𝐆𝐄, 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞.

—𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐆𝐄 🤍@dragonsoulandparts.bsky.social · 7d ago

ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʙɪᴛᴛᴇɴ, ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ.

jamcat Player character OC has been on the mind recently. I have been thinking of either musing Empress directly, or using them as a face claim. Regardless, like, they're badass. And the dragon arm is cool and could be used for a lot of creative flexibility I feel.

jamcat Brief break. I was gonna play Tetris, but then decided to play the rhythm game in Deltarune instead.

* Yeah ... * Second Hero, The Rude Buster 『 #DeltaruneRP | #UTRP | #MVRP 』

* ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ʜᴇʀᴏ@lovefindsthegirl.bsky.social · last wk.

* ... back to normal, I guess .

jamcat The dastardly Fuchsia Fuck-Up.

* “Purple makes anything look better, ahuhuhu~!”

🏵@w1lt3dr0se.bsky.social · last wk.

always bet on purple knight

// *Chex Route Jingle*

jamcat This is ogoing to kill me, I'm wheezing over here-

jamcat Copies are monochrome. /ref

jamcat Chess Kingdom Dark World, but it's just the Battlefield from Homestuck. Send post.

jamcat Spent the night with friends~. I'll be here later today, after I nap. Also elsewhere, but still on Plum. iykyk.

jamcat Uhhh anyway you all have to find that or DM me for it, and I'm not elaborating, iykyk, and that's that~. I'm just gonna giggle like the theychild I am over the handle I snagged.

jamcat Sorry, I'm cackling over here because of what I managed to snag.

jamcat Oh, yeah, I need to do a thing if Plum is ever into somebody to the point of wanting to do the deed. It's a very silly thing that spiders do. You'll probably be very confused when it happens.

jamcat I'd post that bandwagon but Plum would actually probably try to kill most people. Except for a special few at this point. But she really wants DT, so if you have that, you have a non-zero chance of being spider'd in a lethal way.

jamcat I can and could get way freakier with Plum. However, the most I've done is like, intimate snuggles. And not even censoring banging using a funny term, literally I think that's the most freak I've written in DMs lately. Fraud Freak. /silly

jamcat Oh, lord, am I gonna have to make a 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 alt for Plum soon? It is coming... I sense it...