what if you open one of the star trek signed cards and patrick stewart had just drawn a big ol weiner on it

all this baja blast will be lost like tears in the rain

(borat voice) she wants a divorce

right now some dude somewhere is saying suguru geto did nothing wrong. some dude is comparing satoro gojo to chairman mao

all of our societal conflict is a meaningless gasp when considered against the timeless backdrop of the universe, so use what brief time we have to try the pepper jack steak nacho fries, now for a limited time a taco bell

this ass ain't but a relic of the past, palyboy

1990: The Flavor 1991: On Yonder Golgotha 1992: Mrak Joobos 's Mistine 1993: Ugly Stockings 1994: The Eyes of Weinstein 1995: Dutch Friday 1996: Hidden Driveway 1997: The Exorcist is the Bandit 1998: I Know Where You Parked 1999: Shaqula

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Favourite horror movie for every year of the 1990s: 1990: The Exorcist III 1991: Silence Of The Lambs 1992: Ghostwatch 1993: Leif Jonker's Darkness 1994: In The Mouth Of Madness 1995: Demon Knight 1996: The Frighteners 1997: Cure 1998: Disembodied 1999: Ravenous

balls in your court. put on pants counselor or you will be held in contempt

you shit your pants in a sushi place one time and your friends never stop calling it the shibuya incident

i'm cool with nuclear winter now

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rage against the machinima

if you want to make a weed joke kid friendly just replace "weed" with "pizza" it will still work

sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear destroys your entire country and devours your future

it's okay for me to understand why containerized architecture is great but also to still hate it

dude what is even happening anymore everything is fake

highlight of the day arrived

on that shit that make you high

rage against the mcdonald's drive thru

what brand of mayonnaise do you put on corn on the cob?

2026 word of the year is 'emigrate'

the evening sads rolling in like the tide

wicker man? i barely know her

new genre just dropped: "socialist trap"

i checked the DSM-V and it says i literally can't even

hey chat you ever want to just die

not everything needs a response unless i am freaking the fuck out

D&D module where a PC is addicted to their gloves of dexterity for jerking off and we have to host an intervention roll for initiative

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