For those who want to see me continue parodying, I will have to direct you to @famigliasshame.bsky.social. Adieu.
Garion, Arbiter of The Head
@arbiterofthehead.bsky.social
Arbiter of The Head. Tea enjoyer. #1 Red Mist Hater. (parody account obv)
To all who care, this account will now be sunset. I will soon log out of it entirely, and it will not be posted from again as of tomorrow. It has been a good time. So long, all of you.
I just watched a Claw Commander Serum P on some poor sucker. I almost feel bad for how they're gonna extract the info out of the guy once they're brought back to base.
God fucking damnit Erlking what was I paying you for?
Heathcliff@viole-n-tsinner7.bsky.social · last yr.WERE SO BACK!!!!
It appears I have had quite the long absence. Do not worry. I will be gone for even longer next time.
Ah~ What a beautiful day to hack into- JIA BAOYU GET OUT OF MY ACCOUNT HOW THE FUCK
Anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling? No? Just me?
Kiss a man. Prove you're not a homophobe.
Roland.@orlando-il-furioso.bsky.social · 2y ago…I’m not gonna kiss a man, you guys know that, right? I— I ain’t gay, I said it in the post. I’ve said it several times! What’s this fixation that you guys’ve got on me kissing men?? It- It ain’t happening, alright? Gay dudes are awesome, I just ain’t one. Got it?
Irae is what I would describe as skrunkly.
Just got hit by this shit. Not feeling too good.
Hello, everyone. My apologies for the inactivity. Great Split: Horizontal hurts like hell and left me comatose.
<Happy New Year to everyone who has followed me. I remember when this place used to only have me for the news and stuff, but now look at us. One big Project Moon family. Let's hope this new year will bring us more luck in our extractions and peak Cantos.> #LimbusCompany
I'm bored as hell. Gonna try something new, maybe join a whaling boat?
All-Around Helper has claimed Kromer's bones.
Ah, I have reached one hundred. Unfortunately for all of you, there shall be no Arbiter Shaker, and there is nothing you can do to convince me otherwise. Maybe ask Binah when she gets there, that's the closest you'll ever get.
this is the shampoo I've been using if you're curious though
This Binah lady is actually pretty chill. Makes some damn good tea, too.
Perhaps I, too, should make a strawpage.
//shoutout to @devyatsinclair.bsky.social for having some of the best edits i’ve ever seen
"I am the flower-seeker, a wanderer, a traveler across the City and the Ruins. I am the one who marked the final period to this unforgotten adventure of a lifetime with you. My name is Bari, the Knight of the White Moon." BARI JOINS #PMSKY
