Not in a mug that Richards capitalizes off of. May as well have served it to me from a back alley garbage bin from Hell's Kitchen. Right. Deadpool. You and him tied the knot.

-ˋˏ┈𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏.@asticky-menace.bsky.social · 4d ago

What! But this is perfectly good coffee?! …Wade. Uh. Wade gave it to me, Mr. Stark.

. . . [ Looking at the mug ] You can go ahead and pitch that. And again. WHAT are you wearing. Where did you get that? Babies R Us?

-ˋˏ┈𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏.@asticky-menace.bsky.social · 4d ago

Double shot espresso, black! @arc-powered.bsky.social

// MARS PLS THE PICTURES

That would be now. Right now actually — I'm on a tight schedule today so if we can get the ball rolling on that.

-ˋˏ┈𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏.@asticky-menace.bsky.social · 4d ago

Aw, man…

Friday, tell Peter he's back on coffee duty.

❤️

Did somebody say Doom? — Sorry, don't know what came over me. We'll circle back to that another time.

Friday, upload that to social media.

Friday, clip that.

Alright, well. I'm gonna let you deal with that one and I'm going to go to the very convenient business meeting that I have scheduled foooor.. now o'clock. Alright. Thanks! See ya, kiddo.

I take back what I said about Storm.

His boytoy. Bucky. Anyway. Look, Peter. I get it.. You're what — early twenties now? Figuring yourself out. Hell, when I was your age I had a different woman home every night. Still did that well into my thirties . . . and forties. Point is. Reed Richards is a headache and a half.

-ˋˏ┈𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏.@asticky-menace.bsky.social · 5d ago

Mr. Stark, I promise we ARE just friends! I’m not into— anything! Cap and his 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?! There won’t be any Fantastic Four adjacent Christmas dinners!

Right. You just so happen to be very close friends, right? Look, I don't care who or — what you're into. It's not really my issue unless it becomes an issue. Think Cap and his boytoy. Now, listen. That is one family Christmas dinner I do NOT want to have.

I am not being in-laws with Richards..

🤨

Great. Excellent job — You can go back to your feline adventures.

Give me the coffee, Peter.

Everything...

I'm not going to even ask what you're wearing..

// IN TEARS

They, uh… made the first coffee wrong…

He's checking his watch.

// Mars 😭

Be back in ten.

And a cheeseburger while you're at it.

Wildlife conservation is currently suspended until further notice — for now you're big hero task is fetching me coffee. Double espresso shot, black. Maybe if you're really good later I'll let you walk dogs around the park.

You can get me a coffee.

Alien invasions, rampaging gods, nuclear weapon heists . . . and you're saving cats. Great. No l, really. I commend the efforts there, kiddo. It's very . . . Rogers. Using a multi-million dollar, AI integrated, tactical suit designed by only the greatest genius there is.. for cats in trees.

Cats in trees. Cute. Really— an Avenger doing kindergarten hero tasks. Excellent for the resume.