me and the boys being uncouth and inappropriate in small claims court
Arcane Bullshit
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Profane nonsense for a trivial lifestyle. arcanebullshit.com for physical bullshit.
Hey did you ever hear about these words? Just trying them out for the first time. Let me know how they make you feel. Also, did you know I will be sponsoring the first ever @torontoshitshow on October 17th and I will have things with forbidden words on them
Christopher Nolan could never make these silly stickers and things, but I could 100% direct the Odyssey. I just don't have the time right now, but if I did, my version would have WAY more nipples and also Garfield would be in it.
Let me get this straight, when I harbour parasites and shit all over your trash, I'm an "unsafe person," and "banned from the library," but when Jimothy does it he's a folk icon? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
you can always bite the hand if it tries to feed you dogshit
Did anyone ever try making a potion to turn Stephen King into Stéfan King, so he’d be all cool and suave and kiss girls instead of writing creepy dork cocaine loser stories?
Go ahead and ask her for corn. Consequences tbd
OK I have made all the pretend bumper stickers (which everyone loved) into nearly real bumper stickers which you can now preorder on my internet place. I also added some new ones that nobody asked for. I like to imagine I'm making these for one specific person. There are even more than these.
I'm going to print all the bumper sticker designs I shared the other day and I'll get them on my site next week for preorder, but I always do this thing when it's time to order stuff where I can't stop making new things to add to that order (thus delaying everything,) so here are some new things.
I sell a lot of my LIGHTHOUSE stickers to gift shops in the maritimes, so I figured I should CASH THE FUCK in on this local landmark + feelings theme. Are any of these resonating with the sense of identity you derive from your regional geography? How do rivers make you feel? Horny, obviously
What's your favourite boat/place to be sad in/on?
Please be reminded that STOP LOOKING AT MY TINY TOWN is a real book, and presently, if you acquire one, you will also get an array of disturbing pamphlets and artifacts FOR FREE. Also, keep in mind that I will be vending at @torontocomics all weekend, in Toronto. Starting today.
One time I made a real book, and for the month of June, if you get this book you will also get the very excellent and confusing EPHEMERA PACK FOR FREE. The ephemera pack is a package of documents and printed matter from the world of My Tiny Town, where everything is substandard.
Rare YELLOW MOMENT happening now. Are you witnessing it? New dayglo stickers have appeared on the old commerce engine. Fetch one for your soap box racer, your hot water heater or your silo. ALSO I am going to be at TCAF (@torontocomics) this weekend.
Does anybody else feel sad and insane sometimes? It's either because I am on this app, or maybe because Gladys at potatosaladfactorydirect.com has started putting mercury in her potato salad, which she says is to offset the effects of Gemini Season and the upcoming Saturn retrograde
Paté museum security has gotten really strict ever since the big Foie Gras guzzling incident. Thanks to everyone who visited me at the Oddities & Curiosities Expo in Toronto over the weekend. It's really nice to meet people face-to-face and experience their discomfort and confusion in real time!
I'm at the wonderful @odditiesandcuriositiesexpo in Toronto this weekend. Everyone there is very nice even when they are doing commerce. In honor of all the people who have been nice, bumper stickers are only 5 dollars on my website for the rest of the weekend and probably Monday too.
If you make enough weird shit, it will eventually become relevant
hi I will be at the @odditiesandcuriositiesexpo this weekend in Toronto
I need help what are the lyrics to the freaky frog sex song?
trying to manipulate the global poster market by starting a war with Gustav Klimt
