Attention! I have gained the ability to hear the voices of the future. I present to you the words of our distant descendants. "My VR suit is at the cleaners so I can't fuck my VR idol right now. can life be any worse?!" -some guy from 2077
Holly Gregorio
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She/Her Pixel Artist, UI Designer, Creator and Programmer of Minecraft Mods with 7+ million downloads, Author of System Breaker: Fine, I Guess I'll Be The Demon Lord Then! #art #pixelart #digitalart #minecraft https://ko-fi.com/arcanepigeon
Apparently it was my birthday last month. huh, forgot about that.
Yall ever wish japanese to english translation tools could translate exclamations properly? I am tired of having to read an important scene in a web novel and the character is startled but the damn tool translates it as "Picture?" or "Fart?" or "Teeth?"
It's a bit lame that criminal organizations always just pick a name to sound intimidating. If you are going to be a criminal, you should be a dick about it. Name your gang "Pretty Sparklez" just so that the newspapers are forced to write "Pretty Sparklez kills mayor." or other dumb headlines.
Illusion mages in fantasy novels are so lazy and uncreative, they all just be making clones and stuff. They should be out there creating pure nightmare fuel and impossible geometry that makes combat impossible.
Just thinking, but why has no one invented a term for mana sense? Like we don't call things sound sense, we call it hearing. It's smell, not scent sense. We made up the word mana so why have I never seen anyone make up a word for mana sense?
I feel kind of dumb that I only just realized that being in space near earth would not be cold, but burning hot. (Provided you could see the sun) Just one of those things that is obvious in retrospect.
Why is "femur" THE go to non-skull bone? Like any writer anywhere is thinking about a bone name to mention in their story and almost everyone goes, uhhhh idk, femur? Why do we just not know any other bone names?
Yall ever press your wrist so hard against your desk that it melts the rubber under your desk mat? Just me?
Fun tech idea: A ring that is connected to your phone and slowly contracts for every notification you have uncleared. This ring will eventually cut your finger off. No, I will not be taking criticism on this design.
What if large piles of gold are like the dragon equivalent of beanbag chairs? For something so large and heavy, a soft metal like gold would be a pretty good cushion.
Imagine you are an adventurer in a fantasy world and you take your first quest to hunt a pack of strange bipedal wolves near a village only to arrive and find its just a bunch of furries having a cookout.
I posted this over on mastodon but it is too many characters for bsky so enjoy a screenshot of my dumb idea. I hope someone uses it in a DnD campaign.
Has anyone out there written a book where the narrator and the MC are very distinct people who are fully aware of one another... and trying to murder each other? Like imagine The Stanley Parable, but its a fantasy story and Stanley is the farmer turned hero.
Story Idea: The apocalypse has begun and the heavens deliver a message to the heroes! One problem though, the heroes are all SUPER HIGH at the time and have conflicting memories about what the prophecy was.
Ferryman: Be careful not to touch the River Styx, even a drop would mean being lost forever. Me: *Pulls head out from under the water* Did you say something? I was busy slurping up the yummy soul juice.
Idea: magical girl anime but they combine with their horses. The villains all work at an evil glue factory.
If you replaced the dough of a pizza with a taco shell, would that really be any different from chips and salsa with queso? I will not be accepting feedback on this argument.
Just learned that being able to give myself goosebumps on command is kinda rare and weird. Wonder why I can do it.
I hope our future AI dystopia institutes Asimov's 4th law of robotics : For every AI there must be an equal and opposite AI.