ArchedEyebrow
@archedeyebrow.bsky.social
Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)
Trump has announced yet another peace deal. It must be Friday. I trust you all sold your oil futures again last night in anticipation of this totally expected piece of market manipulation. Remember to buy some more on Monday when it turns out there's no actual deal. Again.
Insanity! The RBA says it's considering raising interest rates AGAIN - despite ample evidence that inflation is being fuelled mostly by corporate price gouging and a war, and people are already doing it tough. Punishing mortagees more - doing nothing about the root causes - is just DUMB. #AusPol
Only 2 minutes til the Emergency Alert System test! This is going to be the peak excitement in my day today!
🎵 She's only making plans with Nigel She only wants the same as him She's only making plans with Nigel She just needs his helping hand And if old Gina says she's happy Then Pauline's happy Cookers are happy Fascists are happy in their world 🎵 (With apologies to XTC.) #AusPol
Can anyone explain how Hanson talking to people in London is helping the constituents she is paid to represent, or even, the One Nation supporters who follow her...? #AusPol
Illegal cheap tobacco advertising and delivery is rife on social media platforms. I reported it to multiple authorities weeks ago, but... 🦗 Australia's govt regulators are asleep in their comfy corner offices, happily cashing seven figure paychecks. #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
Melbourne, Sydney most expensive in world for beer and cigarettes, study finds
The Mapping the World's Prices report, published by Deutsche Bank, compares cost-of-living data in 69 cities across six continents.
abc.net.au
Introducing the lower-cost retail version of the "Pay-for-Insider-Trading-Tips" that America's oligarchs have been exploiting ever since they funded Trump's re-election. This is Stage 4 capitalism further metastasizing before our very eyes. #trump #maga #gop #corruption
#BREAKING : Contaminated lettuce becomes the second-most common source of giving people the shits in the USA. #trump #maga #maha #cyclospora
Those expensive Telstra ads about how advanced its network seem not quite as plausible now. Perhaps Telstra should spend less on Steve Buscemi and more on compensating the customers it gaslights and lets down? #AusPol
Could someone please remind the Special Envoy for Zionist Advancement about the recent incident when the allegedly pro-Palestine ABC was forced to pay out a small fortune to a journalist who they blackballed in compliance with Zionist demands? #AusPol
Unseated former Liberal Party MP Luke Howarth has found his true calling as a real estate salesman. Come to think of it: real estate salesman isn't all that different a job for someone whose party relentlessly sold off taxpayer's assets when in government. #AusPol
ADVANCE is right: Barnaby Joyce WOULDN'T have answered "Kylie Minogue". (Barnaby would have answered: "all three of them, all at once".) #AusPol
"You have exhausted your quota of free traffic light changes today. Traffic light changes will recommence at 11pm. If you would like the traffic lights to change before then, please purchase more tokens on our Pro Plan."
This book contains many case studies demonstrating how News Corp abuses and subverts journalism to relentlessly attack and destroy those who disagree with Rupert Murdoch's hard right views. This nefarious influence is why Australia desperately needs a #MediaRoyalCommission @albomp.bsky.social
#ShowerThoughts Why is the political party that trumpets Australian values criticising another party for "looking after their mates"? Isn't "mateship" *the* quintessential Australian value...? And isn't the Liberal Party *all about* looking after its billionaire mates...? #AusPol
The Coalition's latest Facebook ad is more revealing than they might like. Because, as we've seen, all we ever get from the Coalition is "dreams". #AusPol
Tobacco ads are illegal in Australia. But when I reported this ad - which appeared in my Facebook Marketplace feed twice this week - to Facebook, they said it does not violate their policies. I've reported it to the Health Dept. Let's see if our govt will make FB follow Australian law. #AusPol
