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This guy is the definition of “Saratoga Springs douchebag who picks a fight on Caroline Street at 2am during track season.” Also, not really beating the sex pest protector allegations, huh?
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 3d agoMAGA Republican Anthony Constantino, after winning his race for New York's 21st Congressional District: "I think President Trump should consider freeing Diddy."
Ahhh, so that’s why I’ve been seeing articles about him being the architect of the election or whatever bullshit.
Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin@ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 3d agoSchumer is apparently calling favorable media figures and demanding that they write favorable stories about why he should be Majority Leader. Know that when you see them, those stories are planted.
Oh, we absolutely demand retribution. This needs to be dealt with in such a way that no motherfucker ever pulls this shit on the USA ever again. And the fact that you can’t see that is evidence you should not be Speaker.
MS NOW@ms.now · 4d ago"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
When I check Bluesky again in an hour, I would really like half my feed to be posts of the SICKOS image.
None of these assholes studied law in any capacity and it shows.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoBASH: In July, 50% of 50k people detained by DHS had no criminal record. You're comfortable w/that? MULLIN: That's not true. Every one of those criminals broke our laws when they crossed our border illegally B: But beyond that MULLIN: What level of criminal activity are you willing to accept?
What a great way to distinguish which candidates are listening to the voters and which ones are listening to the moron consultants that helped get us into this mess in the first place.
Politico@politico.com · 2mo agoDemocratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
NOT TO BE CONTROVERSIAL, but are we boycotting the Patriots and all shows at Gillette Stadium as hard as we are boycotting Ed Sheeran??? Because Robert Kraft deserves the heat about 100x as much, even if Ed is being a little dick bitch for letting him dictate things.
Today’s moment of zen: discovering not one, not two, but THREE turtles in the park this morning 😍
Kevin and the Zits will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
This is why we need to compost the rich; rather than feeding ourselves, we feed what will nourish us all (like dirty commies 🥰)
Charles Keener@charleskeener.bsky.social · 2mo ago
Looks like Ed Sheeran’s bad choices lead to acts gone without a trace.
Happy “first few weeks of September where my boyfriend will inevitably find increasingly more pumpkins in the apartment every other day or so” season.
Laura Ingraham in her home office: “Computah, make these socialists supah gay and horny :3”
Jordan Uhl@jordanuhl.com · 2mo agoNew development in the Abdul El-Sayed x Hasan Piker obsession: What if they're gay together?
The joys of dog fostering 🥰 (moments before this photo, they were hosting their own version of Wrestlemania) #DogsofBluesky
Public service announcement: Go download @mapquest.com
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoTrump: "Apple Maps has just announced that it has changed the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America, so now that very important change of names, between Google Maps and Apple Maps, is complete, ratified, and binding. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
Idk who needs to hear this but Mapquest lets you be a wizard or unicorn instead of a boring blue dot. They also didn’t cave to fascism and understand that an executive order does not override a treaty signed in a time before a certain gaudy family even arrived on these shores 🙂
Being a dog foster is incredibly rewarding, and worth it for this picture alone. #DogsofBluesky #FosterDogs
Sorry, I guess I’m still of the antiquated opinion that we don’t work with Nazis.
Sen. Adam Schiff@schiff.senate.gov · 2mo agoLet’s work together — Republicans and Democrats — to get this done, and bring the movie magic back to America.
If they made a character like this in Game of Thrones, their head would be on a spike by the end of the episode due to their lack of political savvy. Yeah, take that private meeting with Littlefinger. Definitely not a trap to get the gossip rags running wild.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoJeffries on meeting with Jared Kushner: "He asked for a meeting. I took it. Nothing more, nothing less. We had conversations largely focused on, from my perspective, the affordability crisis."