Doing my gay guy Saturday duty at Costco this afternoon 💅🏻. I’m even wearing a pink pride shirt to really emphasize I am of the 🚬 persuasion.

Why did Project Hail Mary make me feel emotional over a rock creature? 🥺

Finally saw the film, The Drama. Another plot twist I didn’t expect that made it so odd.

The Drama (2026) by Kristoffer Borgli starring Zendaya & Robert Pattinson

Alt: The Drama (2026) by Kristoffer Borgli starring Zendaya & Robert Pattinson

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Brian McKnight:

Jakey Bakey@jakeybakey.gay · 2d ago

one:

Post a famous bathroom scene

8 months into unemployment and I’ve just been feeling bleh the past couple of weeks. I don’t know what to do to shake it.

Can someone explain Chanty Beluga to me? It’s just someone saying, “I’m Chanty Beluga and…”?! Is there more? Note: I’m not on TikTok.

Did anyone else think the lyrics to “Oops!…I Did It Again” were “to lose all my sadnesses” even though it didn’t make sense?

Straights, are you okay? Listening to a radio segment where a woman thought her boyfriend was cheating because he commented 🔥🔥🔥 on another woman’s bikini pic on Instagram. “It’s not okay, you have to stop!” 🤣

Imagine that new Troye Sivan video on TRL if it was still on 🤭

I’m not left handed but I do use my left hand to get off and get others off so I agree with the sentiment 💅🏻

Meteor@wielderofthekey.bsky.social · last wk.

Being gay does not make you left-handed Being left-handed makes you wanna stroke another guy with it tho

Watched Twinless. I didn’t expect the plot twist 😱

Thanks, Co-Star. I do everyday. 🤣😈

Noah Wyle introducing the concept of his show:

Mikepole@michaeldrummey.bsky.social · last wk.

Anyway… Here’s Pit

I know this isn’t LinkedIn but also I’d love to connect with others as I struggle to find my next role 🥺 If you’re in L&D, organizational change, or DEI work, feel free to message me 🫶🏼

And another one 🙄🤬

Steven 🌈@arcobaleno-prisma.bsky.social · 3w ago

I got rejected from another job I did multiple rounds of interviews with, including a presentation on one my past deliverables 😤😭 I’m not sure what more I can say or do and I don’t ever get feedback to know how I can improve.

We really slept on “I Wanna Love You Forever” in 1999. It should’ve been a bigger hit. 🎶Pour yourself all over me and I'll cherish every drop here on my knees🎶 She was saying gay rights and no one listened.

Another lawsuit taxpayers will be on the hook defending for policy changes he has no authority over 🙄

Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · 2w ago

Trump Moves to Scale Back Childhood Vaccines Over Conspiracy Theory The president signed a new executive order based on the myth that vaccines cause autism. Read: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

🎶 The feeling that I can’t go on is light years awayyyyyyyy 🎶 Celine always makes my mood better. Fun fact: She was my first concert. Am I gay?

Celine Dion's 'Boom' Performance

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Gay powers restored, eyebrows waxed, and early voting completed! Take that Moms for Liberty 💅🏻

I saw a cockroach on the wall after I finished taking washing my hands in the bathroom. I made my husband come in to try and kill it and it ran behind the mirror. We couldn’t get it out and now I’m scared. 😭 I closed the bathroom door and put a towel under the opening while I sleep.

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Jon Aldric@viennabeef.social · 2w ago

Tag yourself

Stop having the first pic or more in your profile of you and another guy so I have to figure out which one is you challenge

I asked for feedback on what would make me a stronger candidate and this is the reply I got: “Although you have some really great experience, we had a candidate that was a better overall fit for the role based on their experience that is directly related to the position.” What can I do with that?!

Steven 🌈@arcobaleno-prisma.bsky.social · 3w ago

I got rejected from another job I did multiple rounds of interviews with, including a presentation on one my past deliverables 😤😭 I’m not sure what more I can say or do and I don’t ever get feedback to know how I can improve.

Drew looks so cute and sexy in his medieval apparel on BB28 😍🥵

It's August, Leo season is upon us, so this one really turns up the heat 🔥

The Naked Birthday Party

Come in. Take off your sneakers and leave your clothes upstairs. Let's blow out each other's candles. This is a sex diary. Entry twenty-one.

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My CNN app won’t load on my television so I’m missing the live results 😭

Does anyone else love singing the background vocals of songs, too?

I napped and had the weirdest dreams: 1) I accidentally sexted and sent nudes to a former coworker who texted me me and I couldn’t unsend the messages. 2) I was at some all gay getaway on a river and saw one of you getting head in the grotto 3) I wrote about the above two here (before this).

Shaking my ass in the kitchen cooking dinner singing, “Heartbreaker, you've got the best of me but I just keep coming back incessantly”

Steven 🌈@arcobaleno-prisma.bsky.social · 3w ago

In this essay, I will write about the lyrical complexity of Mariah Carey’s catalog…