Jon Walmsley

@arghzombies.com

UK. Mostly here for film chat. Because trashy movies are always fun. I care about accessibility, so no 'Likes' on posts with no image Alt text. he/him https://linktr.ee/arghzombies

Wednesday night movie was one I'd surprisingly never heard of before - either the movie or the true story it's based on. RICHARD JEWELL And it was great. Clint's legacy as a director should easily match his one as an actor. Dude just knows what he's doing and doesn't mess around. boxd.it/fFrY3x

A ★★★★ review of Richard Jewell (2019)

I love Clint Eastwood directed films. No red herrings, no side plots, no comedy sidekicks or big explosive special effect finale. Just a solid story, superb cast, great writing, expert pacing and no-n...

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As we're half way through the year, I went over my Letterboxd stats to get my current top 10. I'm a bit disappointed,tbh. Felt like I've been to the cinema more this year then recent years at this point, but this doesn't feel like a Best Of list. Roll on the 2nd half of the year.

Top 2026 list: 
Obsession
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Sheep Detectives
The Odyssey
Send Help
Project Hail Mary
Toy Story 5
Cold Storage
Hokum
The Rip

Me at the weekend: I fancy rewatching LOCK STOCK & TWO SMOKING BARRELS Hmm, it's not streaming anywhere. Guess I'll rent it. Oh it's not available for rent either. Guess I'll just buy it and watch it later. Oh, it's out of print and it'll cost me £25 to get it. I think I'll just forget it.

Right, I've been slacking on movies for the last month or so, so let's get a 2nd film done on just the first day of the month. Something from that madman Quentin Dupieux - THE SECOND ACT

Second act poster

Looking at my favourites list of 2026 films, and there's a non-zero percent chance that come the end of the year THE SHEEP DETECTIVES is going to end up in my top 3. Possibly higher. That's unexpected.

Got a bunch of WIPER AND TRUE beers from my brother in law so trying one out. this one's a Milk Stout, which I've never had before. Apparently milk stout used to be recommended to nursing mothers, which is probably not the case today. Although at 5.6% it likely has enough calories to give me boobs.

A full pint glass of dark, black stout beer with a thick tan head sits on a geometric coaster next to its white aluminum can. Both the glass and the can feature the white and bold typography of "WIPER AND TRUE" and "BEAUTIFUL BEER." The can displays a gold illustration of a space shuttle, labeled "MILK SHAKE MILK STOUT" at 5.6% ABV. They rest on a dark grey outdoor patio table, with a stack of matching coasters in a black holder and a garden backdrop in the sunny distance.

So it was The Odyssey a few days ago, so what better film you follow that up with than a probably utter shit new Netflix Kevin Hart movie where Kevin Hart plays that Kevin Hart character Kevin Hart always plays. Now Watching Kevin Hart in 72 Hours. Bet it takes less time than that to forget it.

Kevin Hart 72 Hours

Saw THE ODYSSEY. in boring old regular sized cinema. Which was fine. Do I need to see in really big IMAX? is the sky any less grey and overcast on that screen? I'm just back from Greece and it was well sunny over there. Not like this cloudy old place. boxd.it/fwe57R

A ★★★★ review of The Odyssey (2026)

As a piece of filmmaking it was great. Epic scenery, big set pieces, cool minimal score, non-linear timelines, fantastic performances throughout (albeit many far too briefly)... Yeh that was all great...

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I've been playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey for a while as I've not played an AC game in a long time at I get too involved in side quests and the game takes months. So I told myself 'I'll just stick to the main story this time'...

Due to some incredibly poor foresight on my part, I have gone from this view yesterday to this one this morning, having only got home to my bed at 2am. It's even an old empty mug as I've not had time to go get milk yet before getting back to work. This is awful. How do I do this to myself?

A point-of-view shot from a black sun lounger on a stone patio next to a bright blue swimming pool on a clear, sunny day. In the foreground, the viewer's legs are stretched out on the lounger wearing white sneakers, with a paperback book by author Jasper Fforde resting on their lap. The scene looks across the stone deck to a large outdoor swimming pool surrounded by tall palm trees, thatched sun umbrellas, and multi-story white resort buildings in the background under a cloudless blue sky.A desk setup in front of a window in a bright room. An open laptop sits in the center with a larger external monitor positioned directly behind it; both screens show blurred web pages or documents. To the right on a black mousepad are a smartphone and a white wireless mouse, alongside a complex wooden mechanical model and a Lego bonsai tree. To the left sits a mug featuring Super Mario Yoshi characters, a small spray bottle, and a black bluetooth speaker resting on a wall shelf above

Been holidaying in the sun this week. Finished this book and wishing I'd picked up the 2nd in the series too, as it was a great fun read. Also kind of makes me want to read Jane Eyre too.

Jasper Fforde - The Eyre Affair