OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY WIPED MY EYES WITH CHIPS FINGERS AAAAA FUCJ THE AGONY

Arika@ari.express · 16h ago

Are like half of a kilo sized bag of corn chips and now can't feel my mouth from all the salt

Are like half of a kilo sized bag of corn chips and now can't feel my mouth from all the salt

Hello I am a modern Russian tranny I know at least 3 albums worth of Дайте Танк (!) songs and grew up on the worst alcohol ever produced

This was also in my drafts for some reason

Nokia lumias are the most biteable smartphones

Apparently this was in my drafts for half a year

Holy shit Christmas is in a week

This is slop. You only like it because it is

Any good hard scifi ttrpg systems? I only know about the Expanse rpg and Fate Diaspora and one is, despite Expanse being made for ttrpgs first, seems to be just a weird generic licensed rpg and the other is fucking ancient

Estrogen could've saved James Holden

"Cats don't know or care you're trans" My cat knows im trans and only hangs out with me because of that. My cat is a fucking chaser.

Brainrot (can only think of Project Wingman when somebody says Cascadia)

This weather is transphobic (too hot to wear my flannels)

While you were having sex I studied the blade

I love the VHS series, it's like a cargo cult of European firearms except it actually does end up with a good product

But also end of an era of "babe wake up PAFL just dropped" DMs in the middle of the night ig

Arika@ari.express · 5d ago

My goat washed (I can now just read the PAFL webcomic and understand the plot instead of trying to interpret vocaloid song lyrics, giving up, and reading the google doc)

My goat washed (I can now just read the PAFL webcomic and understand the plot instead of trying to interpret vocaloid song lyrics, giving up, and reading the google doc)

Дуров верни стену

Can't believe they made her real

Chuo or smth@chuo.lol · 4mo ago

EOD and Search and Rescue robot. Despite looking like a tank, the plates in the armor are just level III, due to the manufacturer cheaping out and just getting ar500 plates

I love random online tests bcus what do you mean "sex drive: medium" i literally answered "no" to "would you have sex ever" and "strongly agree" to "you are repulsed by the idea of sex"

Health insurance providers are the devil even when they are not sucking you dry of money

The greatest solution to not puking from stress is just not eating there are no consequences to this action it's great

DougDoug and Parkzer have the same dynamic as Harry and Kim from Disco Elysium

oh god time to self immolate

this llm making business is easy idk why people struggle so much

@kira.ws please explain why making open bolt submachine guns at home is actually a lot easier than people think

The bluesky final arc before the end of the season will be a big fight against a eurosky vegan nostr user

Hello my name is iPhone my battery will turn into a wet pumpkin in 3 years. Replacement costs 800 dollars by the way so kys

Transgender