I just wrote a script about a time when a bunch of people died because software looked like this and was unintuitive and complicated

onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 19h ago

This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...

God it would suck to be in the midair that makes it happen; people would remember you dying as the best day in a decade AND you would never get to know that you made it happen

you ever look into your pets eyes and connect your souls? knowing that they trust you with their entire lives, and you just want them to know they're so intensely loved

I saw this movie last week and its pretty fuckin good and yall just haters that think that finding holes with a premise makes you cool and it doesnt it just makes you exhausting at parties its got good chemistry and the leads are hot and it made me laugh a lot and the writing is decent; 6/10 movie

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 17h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

Flying is/has > cheaper in inflation adjusted terms > more flight options per day > more direct flights > more comfortable > lower carbon > multiple OoM’s safer > miles better IFE > full time connectivity > better seats Than at anytime in history Nostalgia for Ye Old Days of flying is Chud

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · yesterday

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

When this guy wins the primary, they’re gonna personally blame him for 9/11

civicAPI ☑️@civicapi.org · yesterday

Michigan US Senate Democratic Primary - Current Results - 🔵 Abdul El-Sayed (D) - 8,559 (55.1%) - 🔵 Haley Stevens (D) - 6,071 (39.1%) - 🔵 Mallory McMorrow (D) - 890 (5.7%)

the biggest and best movie of the year revolves around the perils and horrors that come with sacrificing a trans life in the name of a short term victory

phone broke, so if you need to get a hold of me, dont

No cis woman has ever or will ever be as trans as Gina Gershon in Showgirls

this may tarnish my leftist credibility, but growing up i wanted to be a cop. but like, Motoko Kusanagi, specifically.

I wrote an episode about what happens when you understaff a tower

This One Was UNACCEPTABLE!! | The Infuriating Story Of Bordeaux

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tbh I'm fine with bsky being "annoying leftist tranny twitter" because the only people with a real problem with that are insecure white men who are like, literally the people that have caused every problem in the world for like ever, so I would rather they select themselves out

If you gave RBL access to Project Plowshare

You do not hate the Deep South enough

The one advantage to being a translater is that we’re immune to the pitch from The Substance “Would you borrow from your finite remaining life to become a shitty 25 year old man again?” Uhh, no thanks, creepy man on the phone, I’m good.

Few years ago I was on a very full train and had to kick someone out of a seat I had paid to reserve, a girl maybe around 20 years old, and felt terrible about it until I noticed she was reading a harry potter book. go stand in the aisle you little bitch lol

it's a shame that we don't have any historical precedent about whether burning down libraries' worth of knowledge is bad or not. we're flying blind here.

Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele@drdragases.bsky.social · last wk.

No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.

For what it’s worth I have had therapists talk me OUT of cutting my parents off, and when I eventually did it was great no regret

Meggie Z@nutmeggles.bsky.social · last wk.

Another classic case of “sucks to suck”.

I found out that Gracie Abrams is the daughter of Juh-Jah-Brams, and I’m so fucking upset about it that I can only listen to this like,,,,,, five times today

These videos are *always* on Southwest If you tried this on a typical Monday morning commute flight on delta or united, a finance bro named Brayden who works for Credit Suisse would just hit you with a laptop in front of 210 witnesses who “didn’t see anything”

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

Is anyone else a little freaked about private credit? SPV’s and the like are doing bond spreads at 750bps, and like, I dunno, are we just gonna keep reinventing the junk bond from first principles forever?

They can freely do this and stand outside comic conventions with a megaphone damning strangers to hell, but if I were to do the same outside their churches preaching about how to eat pussy and that Alaska Thunderfuck is starring in the LA production of Oh Mary it would be a hate crime or some shit

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

If GLADoS worked at at big4

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social · last wk.

Another performance management year done, that means we spent fifty hours in one-on-ones last year. Think of that, a whole work week of just you and me, discussing your disappointing performance.

well excuse me for being a hot bitch with correct opinions who says the f slur in a cool way sometimes

elders of BSky, do you have a music phase from your youth you're a bit embarrassed by in hindsight? In college there was like a year period where I was *way too* into the Doors

I wrote a thing about the coolest jet to never be in a movie cope, seethe, seek out your own tom cruise, Europe

The Last Fighter Jet That STILL Has THESE!

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being a christopher nolan stan is so sick, i get to say “everybody doubted him they said he’s washed they said he’s chopped” whenever he makes a new film even tho he’s like the biggest director of the millennium. its like cheering for passive income. this must be what it’s like to be a dodgers fan

this site loves to suspend trans women; three days for my best friend for saying a word our community uses all the fucking time meanwhile actual abuse OF trans women is fine, actually? joke site.

The generational dividing line between millennial and zoomers is what they do if I scream MILLIONS OF PEACHES

do I even need to say it

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?