When I say I love Jane Elliot, trust that it’s never an exaggeration #GH
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He really was. It’s so strange hearing “Newcomer Dominic Zamprogna” now. #GH
Dante was a baby!
Stan: I'll take a slice, darling. Dorothy: No problem, sweetheart. Stan: Hurry back, dumpling. Dorothy: My feet have wings, barfbag. #beaarthur #fotd #faceoftheday #restingbeaface #rbf #goldengirls #thegoldengirls #dorothyzbornak #staygolden
Port Charles’ finest citizen, world’s greatest dad, etc, etc 🙄 #GH
This is still the hardest preview. I still remember being 13 years old and this rewriting my brain chemistry. 😂🤣 Especially the camera panning around for “Daytime Emmy Winner Maurice Benard.” #GH
This is the 2026 version of when Brook Lynn called Chase “Boo Thang”, which became used ironically in our family for far too long lmao #GH
Kat to Tomas: “Is that my booski?!” 💀💀 #BTG #BeyondTheGates
This is still the hardest preview. I still remember being 13 years old and this rewriting my brain chemistry. 😂🤣 Especially the camera panning around for “Daytime Emmy Winner Maurice Benard.” #GH
Maybe they will since they are going to have The Articulettes release those unreleased recordings with Barbara’s voice
What I hope is that Barbara is actually still alive and that she is smoked out by someone to come forward and tell just that.
“My GOD, Sonny … you just ✨shot your own SON✨!” Can still hear it. #GH
That's one way for soap characters to find out they are related.
That was where I thought they were going with the story. I guess they might return to it one day if they ever decide to explore who her father is. #BTG #BeyondTheGates 
Exactly because I’m also sure she was raped by Dante Green and the product is Leslie
Apparently. I have no idea what the folks behind the scenes are thinking, but here's a hint, they might want to start working on a Plan B. Cause for a soap that was on fire exactly one month ago, the decline has been STEEP. #GH
Is he supposed to be Joss's new love interest?
As far as I’m concerned, the only person that Barbara was a victim of was the asshole music manager who preyed on poor, young girls/women. Not the girls manipulated into fighting tooth and nail for a dream. But God forbid that be the story #BTG #BeyondTheGates
Here we go again with Leslie claiming Barbara is a victim and Anita is the villain just like SHE is the victim and Nicole the villain when in reality the truth is she never wanted her unlike Anita who actually wanted Nicole. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
Right? That just does damage to people who have medical stuff or who struggle with weight. And if people are concerned about kids, the petal video has a content warning on it. They shouldn't be sharing that screenshot so broadly if they are worried about it being thinspo goals.
I don’t understand it. They are going to have Noah side w/ Leslie a know liar & criminal over Nicole just for funnies? It’s dumb & forced.
Some of the worst writing on this show was in this scene today, between Leslie using the chronically online “unalive” to seem relevant & Noah saying how Anita acted in her teens or whatever age she was supposed to be was her “villain era” or whatever. #BTG #BeyondTheGates
Leslie’s lies don’t cover the fact that Anita is responsible for her wealth. Or how she came into town lying & used her daughter to worm her way into Nicole’s life because she’s obsessed w/ her. Is the new leaf Leslie? Looks like Noah may turn out to be a dim witt. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
So part of why this "Ari is literally dying from anorexia" discourse pisses me off is because literally not every person with a very thin body has ED, they can have other things. My partner was Ari thin for over a year before being diagnosed with DIABETES.
They’re going to poison Noah with this Leslie victimhood BS, aren’t they? #BTG #BeyondTheGates
Leslie to Noah: “She, as you young folks say … ‘unalived’ herself.” This might be the worst piece of writing that they’ve done. The proliferation of fake words censoring important, real words is bad enough online without encouraging it further in everyday vernacular. #BTG #BeyondTheGates
Kat to Tomas: “Is that my booski?!” 💀💀 #BTG #BeyondTheGates
Jacob just yapping like he’s one of the girls 🤣 #BTG #BeyondTheGates
Tomas inserting himself where he doesn’t belong as usual #BTG #BeyondTheGates
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As Oregon burns and gamblers bet, lawmakers push back against wildfire betting markets drawing millions
Wyden and Merkley are urging federal regulators to crack down on prediction markets that allow users to wager on how long wildfires will burn and how much damage they will cause
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