I hate the phrase "it's not that deep" because almost everything IS that deep and the people saying that are just perpetuating anti-intellectualism with their inability to form a single cohesive thought about a difficult topic.
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I'm still mad that The Odyssey didn't show what the siren song sounds like. I deserve to hear that woman-hater's interpretation!!
It's apt that so many GenAI CEOs are naming their companies after Tolkien things, because GenAI is kinda like the one ring- it calls out to you with promises of greatness and strength, but ultimately destroys everyone it touches.
The number of times a day I look at one of my cats and say "where's the other one?" should be studied.
It sucks that I can't ever have my favorite flower in my house because my dumbass cats have no self control and will kill themselves munching on it.
Man, justice for Polyphemus. He just wanted to live his little cottagecore life, making sheep cheese in his little cave in peace. How would you react if a bunch of soldiers wandered into your house uninvited and blinded you?
Can I put years of playing D&D on my resume? It shows teamwork, problem solving, conflict resolution, all sorts of things!
In case it wasn't obvious, I'm the type of person who refuses to book a hotel room that doesn't have a bathtub. I'll pay more, idc. I need my soaks every night.
The difference between me and transplants is if I hear about a ~viral~ food spot, I'm avoiding it like the plague instead of rushing over. I don't wait on line for shit and I know better spots anyway.
There are these people on the internet who get really annoyed when people from the US call ourselves Americans and interestingly, they never seem to be from the Americas. Why are Europeans so upset on Chilean's behalf?
I know washing my hair in cold water is better for it/will make my color last longer, but at what cost??
My best friend just stabbed a knife into my heart by saying they can't name a single grunge band.
I hate when the optometrist asks me if 1 or 2 is better and I have to tell them that everything always looks the same to me. 😭
Me watching The Odyssey with my cat named Poseidon right next to me and pointing to him every time his name is said
Everybody talks about how a good mattress is important for your back, but that's kinda useless when you have to contort yourself around cats every night.
Not to be a toddler, but apple juice goes so much harder than it has any business going.
People who hate dogs: I was heinously injured by an untrained one People who hate cats: They just won't let me manhandle them and do anything I want to them, it's rude
I know most of y'all stopped masking a long time ago, but now is a great time to get back into it when the air quality is this bad. And then keep doing it once the smoke clears, disabled and medically vulnerable people deserve your care! I wear a mask every day, it's so easy!
This girl I'm seeing told me she doesn't read and I'm so much less attracted to her now.
Me every time I see someone use the phrase "differently abled": 🤮 Disabled is not a bad word, stop it!!
I really forget that Jared Leto exists for someone who got a tattoo for his band when I was 18. Bit of embarrassing Arielle lore for you all. Anyway, fuck that guy.
My apologies to all the male sex workers who lost their source of income today.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than a new friend showing you their music that they work so hard on and you hating it. 😬
It's so weird when people ask how much all my tattoos have cost collectively. Who the hell has that information unless they only have like 3 tiny ones? I'm not tracking a spreadsheet for all my large, expensive tattoos.
I really relate to cats because I too am a huge bitch all the time and still expect affection when I want it.
"Everyone's a little bisexual" rhetoric is so homophobic. Forget that some people are absolutely straight, you're telling me lesbians don't exist and simply MUST be attracted to some men? How is that not homophobia? Those types of bi people are embarrassing the community. There, I said it!
Begging and pleading for someone to take me to the cheese conveyer belt restaurant that just opened up.
Kinda crazy that basically every ethnicity in NYC has a parade but the most city with the most Jews in the world doesn't have a Jewish parade when we're 10% of the city's population. Wtf is that?