Ryan🦉

@arisechicken.bsky.social

🪵☕️ | Hiking | eScooters/eMotorcyles | Films | Socialism ☭ | Chinese Century Enjoyer | Music | Louisville, KY 🏡🌈 | XHS/Rednote: https://tinyurl.com/yc4rxn96

The end of Trump's term isn't the end of America's national crisis, it's going to be the beginning of another leg down in American decline. No Democrat can right this ship post-2028.

If I actually get this teaching position in China, I'm likely not going to come back until Trump's term is done. I haven't told anyone that, but that's my goal. I don't have anything to offer here, and this country doesn't have anything to offer me at the moment, it's gonna be goodbye for a minute.

White poeple be like, “ugh! Chinese is SO hard”. Also white people: “I’m learning French for my Paris trip. They’re going to spit in my face when I try and talk to them, but, that’s like just their culture 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😍🥰”

IS YOUR CHILD STILL TEXTING ABOUT COMMUNISM? STFU - Support The Factory Union SMH - Sexy Marxist Hottie LOL - Lenin Or Leave IDC - Interesting Debate, Comrade BTW - Breaking Through Wage-slavery EDKH - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself FML - Feeling Marx's Love GTG - Going To Gulag LMAO - Love Mao

I'll fondly remember me pounding Mickey's malt liquor and explaining the latest Jewish conspiracies I heard on 4Chan to a Jewish man in a hot tub in 2013. Really wish we could go back to those simpler times. Pepperidge Farm Remembers <3

Duolingo does such a good job at making a toxic relationship. I deleted the app, and am afraid I’m going to hear this later: “You think you can leave me?! Huh?! 🦉👊💥”

Uncomfortable realization for me was when I figured out that anything that's bad for the US is likely very good for the overall trajectory of the planet. This country will get all of humanity killed, it's government is functionally obsolete. The slow unraveling of the US is a net positive.

Michael Scott: Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression! Dwight Schrute: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"? Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut! Depression is a very serious illness.