Arkansaucian
@arkansaucian.bsky.social
Central Arkansan. Middle-aged bridge tr*ll. Diminutive. Tired.
Some lady was being a bitchy ass bitch to clerks at the doctor with her sugar daddy. Sugar daddy didn’t listen when they said to bring his images. She captain save-a-hoe’d into action and made an ass of herself. A quick internet search confirms her LR notoriety and bitch-assery. Small world
snafu = a situation marked by errors or confusion ‘Snafu’ comes from WW2 and is an acronym for “Situation Normal, All F*cked Up.” fubar = thoroughly confused, disordered, damaged, or ruined 'Fubar' stands for “F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition.” We hope this isn’t either.
The Rams 🤝 my dog after eating Halloween candy PUKA PUKA PUKA PUKA
Don’t forget the trans folk, please. There’s a lot of good news but a lot of us let them down bad.
I've gotten nearly 2,000 campaign fundraising texts that were meant for someone else. I tried to find out why—and uncovered a labyrinth of politicians, data brokers, and shady tactics.
My Journey to the Center of America’s Political Spam Text Hell
I’ve gotten nearly 2,000 campaign fundraising texts that were meant for someone else. I tried to find out why—and uncovered a labyrinth of politicians, data brokers, and shady tactics.
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And still. It’s all about their fears. Yeah, I’m a young Gen X white lady, but I was not raised in a family environment that was afraid of every f’ing little thing. Some of my classmates in my suburban Chicago town definitely were raised that way, and one good guess how they live and vote, now.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 5d agoIn deep-red Texas, conservatives are trying to make sense of what just happened to their longtime Republican stronghold. We visited a men’s bible study as they gathered for the first time since the state flipped in the midterm election.
spotted outside the kennedy center in washington as the big blue wave election results came in this week...
Was concerned when I checked on her an hour and a half ago and she was ✨leaned back✨ but I just checked again and she left—checked the area, stood in the yard looking for a clumsy birb, nada. Fare thee well, lady!
Arkansaucian@arkansaucian.bsky.social · 5d agoWe have large windows in the back of our house. First year here we’d find a dead bird at least once a month. Now we get the occasional strike but they normally fly right off. I could not let the spirit of a dead loved one haunt me, so we are observing. She flew a little. She might make it.
We have large windows in the back of our house. First year here we’d find a dead bird at least once a month. Now we get the occasional strike but they normally fly right off. I could not let the spirit of a dead loved one haunt me, so we are observing. She flew a little. She might make it.
Thank Dog for transforaminal epidural steroid injections at L5-S1 🥳 my job for tonight is to stay put, to not make major life decisions, and not to shop online.
avg bluesky user: don’t call it “revenge” when it’s accountability under the law. framing matters. your aunt on facebook: I want my nazi scalps
Pretty much went as expected in Arkansas except I’m surprised that we managed to defeat state issue 3 and (albeit narrowly) Saline issue 5.
Arkansaucian@arkansaucian.bsky.social · last wk.I have done what absolutely needed doing today for work but otherwise I am kind of just dissociating. TV is on national news but muted. It’s raining. Dogs are cuddled against me, napping. I have national optimism but not so much for Arkansas. I hope I’m wrong on the latter.
Tom motherfucking Cotton. Arkansas couldn’t possibly be so lucky, but my god the yell I’ll let out, out into the nothingness, to bounce against the ravine and into my rural Saline neighbors’ ears.
ElieNYC@elienyc.bsky.social · last wk.Who do you want to win most, who do you want to lose most? For me, the person I want to win most is El-Sayed because I want Halely Stevens and her husband to literally cry. Person I want to lose most is *supposed to be* Paxton. But... I mean... Please let this be the end of Susan Collins.
I have done what absolutely needed doing today for work but otherwise I am kind of just dissociating. TV is on national news but muted. It’s raining. Dogs are cuddled against me, napping. I have national optimism but not so much for Arkansas. I hope I’m wrong on the latter.
haha holy shit, they’re trying to argue WHAT please let this get tossed out of court on its metaphorical rear
Marc Elias@marcelias.bsky.social · last wk.🚨BREAKING: A landmark voting rights protection that ensures the right of every American to cast their vote without fear of intimidation does not apply to federal law enforcement, the Department of Justice (DOJ) said in a dangerous new argument. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
A dirtier skeezer than I first realized. Phew!
Jessica Tarlov@jessicatarlov.bsky.social · last wk.If you’re wondering why Democrats are responding to what Haley Stevens did with a sense of betrayal it’s because it was quite literally betrayal. She told a number of her close friends and colleagues and staff that she’d be at church with Jim Clyburn - they were waiting for her there!
A Decade Has Passed. 10 years ago today, the Chicago Cubs win the World Series.
I blame @rephaleystevens.bsky.social for the Detroit tuddy that got called back. She is also a traitorous skank.
Playing Frank-N-Furter in a Rocky Horror shadowcast gave Rachel Meghan “a hall pass to try being someone outside of the gender binary.” For Halloween, Rachel reviews “Strange Journey,” the documentary by Rocky Horror creator Richard O’Brien’s son.
MOVIE REVIEW: “Strange Journey” Hands Rocky Horror Back to Its Fans
A former shadowcaster who found a not-so-secret third thing playing Frank-N-Furter reviews the new Rocky Horror documentary.
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Got some steps in at PVCC at the Simmons Bank Championship today.
This old Lake Erie hag with the same name as me, who got her email mixed up and now data brokers think I’m her, may her pillow always be hot and her covers too short.
Nathalie convinced her parents to buy her a Home Depot skeleton. Then she dragged him to the basement and gave him a new personality. (His favorite color is now pink).
Meet Uncle Murray, the talking skeleton programmed by a 9-year-old girl
Nathalie convinced her parents to buy her a Home Depot skeleton. Then she dragged him to the basement and gave him a new personality. (His favorite color is now pink).
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REEEEEEEEEEree REEEEEEEEEEree kurCHIK kirCHIK kirCHIK it’s MRI time. I have syringomyelia that requires regular monitoring and oh yeah, these days I can’t look up or sideways without presyncope.
I KNOW. I know, ok. I’m just trying to crank out casework today and this shit infuriates me.
