There's a disturbing lack of butts on my feed rn 😞

I shaved 🫣 #mcm

When you enjoy being naked at home but your feet get cold #mcm

I had successfully gone several years without hearing Perez Hilton's name until today 😞

I might need to make some adjustments to this 😳

Who told Machine Gun Kelly he could start rapping again?

When you enjoy being naked at home but your feet get cold #mcm

Tgi #fcf

I think it's time to shave my balls

Got boyfriend a new car

I will unconditionally support any politician who pushes to abolish car dealerships

Wanna put it in your mouth? #mcm

Bf had Bridgerton playing on every tv in the house

Shy Benedict Bridgerton (Luke Thompson)

ALT: Shy Benedict Bridgerton (Luke Thompson)

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That's a penis 😯 #fcf

Why couldn't they just let her have a peaceful life? 😭

Got horny in the shower

Cum get a taste

Watching the episode where La'an and Kirk go back in time

Jennifer Coolidge: Makes Me Want A Hot Dog Real Bad

ALT: Jennifer Coolidge: Makes Me Want A Hot Dog Real Bad

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Throw it back Thursday

ATTN: Tom Cotton can still go fuck himself.

Idk what any of these mean, but I like the colors

Good morning! Here's my freshly used ass #mcm

They aren't trying to puppet him because no one wants to touch his ladybugs

What if I made my first honor mode run also my first Durge run? 🤔

Got a new toy

I need to put it in someone #fcf

Hot Wet Delirious

There should have been a season of Discovery that is just Michael and Book being hilariously bad at diplomatic missions

Butts? For #humpday? Groundbreaking

Can I interest you in some hole on this #humpday?