Arlen Abraham
@arlen.bsky.social
Ferry enjoyer. Certified blanket sommelier. He/him Oakland/SF
Inside of you a tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't.
Super in Super Mario Brothers is short for "Superior" which implies the existence of: - Inferior Mario Brothers - Anterior Mario Brothers - Posterior Mario Brothers - Lateral Mario Brothers - Medial Mario Brothers
It's not an allen key unless it was made by the Allen Manufacturing Company, otherwise it's just a sparkling hex wrench.
🎵 Reno Dakota There's not an iota Of kindness in you You know you enthrall me And yet you don't call me It's making me blue Loctite 242 🎵
Free etsy idea: "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working" cross-stitch
Something tells me that if you’re struggling to pay day to day bills you’re not paying for a New York Times subscription.
I’ve fallen off my exercise game a bit and Whoop/Strava have both started negging me. (Rides bike 10 mins to work) “Solid effort on that spin sesh today, Arlen! Way to keep the momentum 🚀” Just say what you mean: “Seriously? All you did today was bike to work?”
One problem with browsing Aliexpress is that sometimes you’ll see something weird and click on it to find out what it is and then for the next six months they’re trying to sell you duck jerky and wigs and there’s no way to tell them you’re not interested in duck jerky or wigs.
